Akshar | اكشار

cuddles wale mausam mein struggles chal raha hai

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

No one has ever asked for consent so beautifully, like the way adnan sami did it in ‘tera chehra’ when he said, ‘tu ijazat de agar, tujhse thoda pyaar main karloon jaanejaa?’

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

RICHA TURNING UP WHEN IT MATTERS #t20wc

[Baba Sehgal @OnlyBabaSehgal]

Breaking News 🚨

Kaju Katli ne friendship request bheji…
Gulab Jamun ne DM kar diya…
Ras Malai ne “I Miss You” likh diya…

Par maine kaha…

SUGAR LESS! 😎😂

🍩🍰🍨

[Damn. @Theonenameddamn]

Baby sung by bollywood actresses

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

sure sex is great but have you ever commented "lol" on your ex-boss’s linkedin post?

[Sajcasm @sajcasm_]

Falguni Pathak is to Navratri what Shakira is to the FIFA World Cup

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

When you're about to drop a new season of Latent, but comedians are already getting FIRs

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

@City_Xtra @FabrizioRomano Mannn, cant hate him but cant love madrid either. Wish he went to Barcelona or Athletico instead

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

A happy relationship is like munna bhai mbbs, where the guy is circuit and the only rule to follow is: bhai ne bola karne ka toh karne ka

[Shilpak. @ugach_kahitarii]

Mandatory pre-FIFA World Cup posting 😂

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

When you are asked to accompany your parents to visit a relative

[Peseteiro @jpeseteiroDT]

MAÑANA ARRANCA EL MUNDIAL. 🥹😮‍💨

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

This is all a simulation. We are all in a simulation in which we pay a monthly fee as long as we live and call it BILLS

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

WHO EVEN WANTS TO PAY ANY BILLS MAN

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

cant imagine i did school, graduated, networked, worked, just to ensure i can pay my bills on time? PAY BILLLSSS? ON TIMEEE? That is now life goal?

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

Australia 0-3 against BANGLADESH?

Cricket btw.

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

lo chali main meme (2026)

[aaron  @aarontsuarez]

cómo te recuperas después de esto😭

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me 30 mins before going to the dentist:

[Akshar | اكشار @akshaaaaar]

@BinduRai Yep. Especially after this morning everyone is online again