Normies be like:
“Idk man, $63,000 for a Bitcoin sounds risky…”
Then go finance a Kia Soul at 14% APR
While eating seed oil and cricket paste
In a house they don’t own
With money they don’t have
To impress people who think The Bachelor is real.
They’ll call Bitcoin a bubble
Then spend 40 years making minimum payments to a bank with marble floors.
Bitcoin isn’t risky, idiot.
Your ENTIRE LIFE is a leveraged buyout by people who hate you.
Most cRyPTo projects promise SPEED.
They claim to be faster than Bitcoin.
But speed is irrelevant... without settlement
(apparently I now rap).
This is why Bitcoin IS the "fastest" money.
Less than 500 floating seconds
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