Sisyphus

Intend to know Everything, Too lazy to do Anything.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Built a custom app to manage our family’s to-do’s, meal planning, shopping and general household tasks

I realize now that I’ve built a system for my wife to assign tasks to me and trigger push notification reminders repeatedly until they’re complete

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

A tiny newborn elephant was swept away from its mother while trying to cross the swollen Teesta River in India.

Fishermen spotted its trunk above the water and chased it for nearly 4 km through the powerful current before pulling the exhausted calf to safety.

Then, after a two-hour search, they found its mother. She rushed to her baby, took it back and began nursing it❤

[Buyi @zynnitta_true]

Genuinely speaking in Nigeria: how do you read books? Are they written in this manner or is this how you type??

[Sh4ikh @4_hussainshaikh]

Naah not ready for this 😭😭

[𝓛𝓲☆ 🐆 @hvteaccount]

Je pense à ce que HasMbappeScoredAFreeKick allait nous proposer en cette période…

[Straight Line USA @StraightLineUSA]

Imagine being an Indonesian islander in 1610 and 100 of these niggas get off a ship and say some "herde verde give me the spices hinga dinga" shit and vaporize the dude standing next to you with a blunderbuss.

[Arthur Boreman (yes, that Arthur Boreman) @ArthurBoreman]

“Agent O’Houlihan, fantastic work. You scored the highest on the Arabic exam, so we’re sending you to Yemen. You’re going in deep undercover as a farmhand. The one thing you absolutely cannot do is become addicted to khat.”

[𝔽. ℙ. ℍunter 🦅 @FeralPHunter]

How I look at the woke girl I’m dating while she tries to explain to her friends that I’m not that bad after I use the R slur

[Hussain Nadim @HNadim87]

Same old intellectually dishonest and toxic script, on repeat for the last 50 years.

I have lived on 4 continents, in 5 countries, and across 10 cities in the last 20 years, and I have never come across a single place where the political and military leadership of the country has such deep contempt for the people they pretend to serve as I have witnessed among the ruling elite in Pakistan.

The types of terms they use for the people, from “Chu*ia awam” and “Jaahil awam” to calling young people “You*hia” and women active in jalsas “dancers.”

But that’s not the worst crime they have committed.

Pakistan’s extractive ruling elite continues to play on the fears of Western countries by presenting and amplifying its own people as terrorists who “hate” the West.

The truth is, much of the hatred against the West in the Muslim world, especially in Pakistan, is manufactured by the same ruling security elite that then thrives on the fears of Western leadership, which is more than willing to provide military and economic aid to this crooked elite so it can fight “terrorism.”

Imagine funding those to fight terrorism who are the greatest beneficiaries of terrorism.

Meanwhile, innocent students, professionals, doctors, engineers, and tourists wonder why their visas get denied despite being from the “frontline” state against terrorism, not realizing that their own ruling elite has painted them as “terrorists” to the West, and to the rest of the world.

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

I promise you’re not even slightly prepared for how INSANE this story is. Not only has the town they’re in not had a single COVID case in months but it was originally founded as a commie bar for lesbians where paying was optional. Eventually almost no one paid the cover fee (predictable) and 2 of the original owners left. The full time mask requirement left them almost no business. One of the owners left to go to CLOWN COLLEGE.

The drama here is that they’re making masks optional for ONE NIGHT OF THE WEEK!

In a town with NO COVID cases….

I mean it would be nuts if there was COVID too but how are they so delusional that they think they need to mask with zero cases!?!

The one remaining owner is living in her car because the commie business model is failing so terribly. She can’t pay herself or her employees.

Her detractors, who have been bar patrons, have been attacking her as well for sometimes forgetting to use alt text on social media posts, which they call ableist and dangerous. 😂

Some responses she got to ONE night where masking would be optional:

"PEOPLE LIKE YOU KILL DISABLED PEOPLE"

"YOU’RE COMPLICIT IN A MASS DISABLING EVENT"

"I HOPE YOUR VENUE GETS FIREBOMBED"

So… 😂😂😂 Next she brings in a mediator to hear out the crazy people. The meeting goes off the rails almost immediately because the mediator (who’s a therapist) is White. They then said she was a mandatory reporter who could force hospitalize them. They said the mediator made them feel "wildly unsafe."

The owner is 50k in debt on the business loan and living in her car. When she brought this up they said she was spilling White Tears for sympathy which they found "incredibly racist."

The meeting went on like this for nearly 4 hours.

Long story short: these leftists are literally insane. So insane that clown college seems like the most intelligent move in this deranged story. 🤡

You can never let them have any power.

[Film enjoyer #Gyaltalk @brokenWardell]

Florentino Perez finally getting Mbappe in 2024

[man with no game @SquintFeastwood]

Genuinely how do Americans ever look down on us third worlders?

[g-lerm @g_lerm]

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[Jacob @Jsize18]

When you've had too many pints and start singing Yellow by Coldplay

[flaite @ricoysuavefr]

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