Akshay Mistry

Follow for infrequent tweets, on a variety of topics. Journalism, Media and Communications. #CAFC

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

@katecross16 @AlexHartley93 not sure if you've seen this, but great photo placement at Headingley...

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

So not quite 'Always on time?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Rapper Ja Rule denied UK entry ahead of Cardiff gig https://t.co/2ywCGYiC2D

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

@Yas_Wisden @Ben_Wisden What would your preferred WC format be to prevent dead rubbers and include associate nations??

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

@GeorgeDobell1 @huwzat Surely Bark Wood for this game...

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

@AnnieChave @SLCricketLive @KentCricket @TailendersPod

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?

I for one.

[Jack Pitt-Brooke @JackPittBrooke]

You can’t overturn John Moss when he’s got 15 minutes left in his refereeing career can you?

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

@BeardedGenius @FootballCliches

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

WHAT. A. HIT. 😲

Youssouf M'Changama with one of the finest free-kicks you'll see all season. This is special!

📱📺 Watch LIVE on @BBCiPlayer.
#bbcafcon #AFCON2021

[Andy Zou @YoAndyZou]

Seinfeld Today: Elaine spends six hours in a testing line, Jerry finds his new girlfriend less attractive with a mask off, George attends an anti-vax rally so he can get "super-immunity," and Kramer hoards rapid tests.

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

@GraceOnFootball I'd agree, but Aguero

[Talia Shadwell @TaliaShadwell]

The correspondent the BBC sent to cover the petrol shortage this morning is called Phil McCann

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

Fuck off if you're abusing a 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 player after today. They've given us the tournament we dreamt off. An 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 we believed in. #EURO2020

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar… Demerara.

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

@IsabelOakeshott @sterling7 @SkyNews *Fewer

[Akshay Mistry @Akshay_Mistry]

Millenials don't want the vaccine....

[Hugh Pym @BBCHughPym]

NHS England report “Glastonbury style” rush for vaccine bookings after opening up to 25 and over this morning: “by 12pm, just five hours after eligibility widened there were 2.5 times the number of total appointments made yesterday, with 493,000 slots reserved”

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

if british sitcoms were set during the pandemic

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Someone’s just told him his wig looks bad