AUGtistic Frømandskorpset

single autistic chud that loves guns and military surplus and le cool video games, very vulnerable to tall goth women if any want to take advantage of me

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

Shoutout to @PlayWarframe for making a better DMC adaptation than adi shankar

[redrum @griffisu]

surprise math question if emily is eating 3 pizzas a day why is emily wearing a crop top

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

PEDestrian
PEDophile
#DontBelieveTheTricknology #RunThemOver #OneMoreLane

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

@jehangeer_hasan @netflix Tf did I just read

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

Goy of War: LaFoid

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Faye will be the protagonist in the new God of War spin-off game, God of War: Laufey

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Just because he killed a bunch of kids it doesn’t make him transgender

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Oh you gave a girl an orgasm “so hard her legs cramped”? That’s cool I bust immediately because I’m a heterosexual man

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

PoV: Eva watching Snake gather food for them after her motorcycle crashes

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Cheryl cheerleads the removal of a pair of Black Racers from Dr Oz's patio.

[The Chieftain @Chieftain_armor]

These are whiskey bullets. They perform two functions.
1) It is how Texans cool their drink without ice melting and diluting said drink.
2) It gets you and your family a free tour of @DublinAirport baggage transfer and screening under armed airport police supervision when you have it in checked baggage.
To be fair, they were very good about it, once I had explained the concept to them (still in the original packaging, wife had brought them to gift to me), and after some rather bemused close examination by the officer they escorted us to the front of the immigration line after the delay, which I appreciate.

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

"Bible-changing"

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Religious leaders told 'prepare now' for UFO disclosure to unleash Bible-changing revelations https://t.co/BHUvltIlWX

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

@JimEagleUC This creature can usually be found magdumping his 11.5" AR at 7 yards and still hitting low left

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

@ActualNames1

[jake @wormpuller]

The people are waking up. They’re starting to believe it’s not butter

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

@xoeeie *or*

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

Showed this to a leftist and every molecule in his body faded from existence

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Baby polar bear struggles to get up

[melia dollpits @Meliagirlpitnet]

Apparently my arousal at the idea of a girl killing me for her pleasure is cause for concern and not 'based'

[fishious @fishquichee]

Beautiful woman named icloud storage full keeps messaging me

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

Showed this to a leftist and they melted into a puddle

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

10時間くらいこれやりたい

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

The left will never recover from this

[AUGtistic Frømandskorpset @AksisBasedPrime]

@CursedPuns @DiscussingFilm It all makes sense now