Andrew Slipper

CMO, LBS & Cambridge Alumni. Father of 3 gorgeous girls. Loves cooking, golf and my wife. Comments are my own.

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Comedy Gold.

Literally....

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Sprinting away would also be acceptable.

[Neal Asher @nealasher]

The Spatterjay Trilogy:
https://t.co/aJ1lCPMiGT

[GB News @GBNEWS]

‘I never expected people to be so cowardly, so thick, frankly.’

Graham Linehan says he’s ‘stunned’ by his experience with trans rights activists after a conviction for damaging an activist’s phone was overturned.

📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

The Green Party has complained about this cartoon of Zack Polanski by the The Times.

They’re deeply unhappy with it. Whatever you do, do not repost!

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@Keir_Starmer Speaking on behalf of the British people, we all think you’re doing a crap job.

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

Today at PMQs, Keir Starmer selectively quoted Olly Robbins’ evidence at the Foreign Affairs Select Committee.

Starmer said on Mandelson’s vetting: "no pressure existed whatsoever in relation to this case".

But Robbins’ own written evidence to the Committee talks of an “atmosphere of pressure" from No10.

On Monday, Robbins told the Committee: "Throughout January, honestly, my office and the Foreign Secretary’s office were under constant pressure. There was an atmosphere of constant chasing".

Starmer was therefore wrong to say that "no pressure existed whatsoever".

He must correct the record immediately.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

That's because I wasn't interested in being used to boost the viewing figures of a pair of exceptionally arrogant men whose understanding of this issue drips with classism and misogyny, @campbellclaret. If you're genuinely interested in a debate I'm at a loss to understand why you're uninterested in interviewing @ForWomenScot, who secured the Supreme Court victory and are therefore THE leading voices on this issue. But perhaps your charming daughter has adequately represented the entire Campbell family's view, by describing them as 'ugly' women, with whom she wouldn't 'want to be in a room'?

[Andrew Slipper @akslipper]

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[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

500k followers giveaway pt 1!

My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies

Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower

Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

The Islamic Republic of Iran has just been nominated to the UN Committee for Programme and Coordination to shape policy on women's rights, human rights, disarmament and terrorism prevention.
The British government, of course, did not object to Iran’s appointment — even though the Iranian regime has been massacring thousands and thousands of protestors this year.
At least it shows satire is not dead.
NEXT UP> Satan nominated to investigate sin.

[Chris Philp MP @CPhilpOfficial]

Letter to CEO of Waitrose calling for their employee Walker Smith to be reinstated and given a bonus - after he was disgracefully sacked for tackling a shoplifter

[Susan Hall AM @Councillorsuzie]

No doubt about it @KemiBadenoch was fabulous today. To be fair I think she is always fabulous. A true no nonsense Leader. Just what this country needs!

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Oh dear. The MSM will now go for him just as relentlessly as they went for Elon Musk.
Just joking!

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

If you missed it. This is Kemi Badenoch's response to Rachel Reeves' disaster budget *in full*.

I've never seen anything like it. Kemi tears her to shreds.

This is absolutely brutal.
Well worth a watch 🔥

[Kevin Edger @KEdge23]

I still can’t get over how great Conservative Kemi Badenoch was today.

She ripped apart Keir Starmer at #PMQs, who was left stuttering and unable to answer her questions.

Then she tore to shreds the budget and Rachel Reeves’s incompetence.

A clinical and brilliant performance.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

You don’t have to be a Tory to be disgusted by this devastating mash-up of Labour Party leaders lying through their back teeth about tax so they could win power.

[Aus Integrity @QBCCIntegrity]

BREAKING: Queensland has just updated its definition of “Woman” to mean “adult human female”

Under Labor a woman was used as an inclusive term “to mean all people who identify as a woman or girl”.

That ended today.

93% polled so far agree.

[The Persian Jewess @persianjewess]

Eretz Nehederet’s skit about Greta and her Falestine Flotilla is absolutely savage. 😂😭💀

“What will we do now that there’s a ceasefire?!”

What indeed Greta.

[Andrew Slipper @akslipper]

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[Carilyn Johnson @CarilynJohnson]

Oh my gosh, Sharron is simply brilliant!

[Andrew Slipper @akslipper]

@JustinRose99 @RyderCupEurope Awesome play this week Team Rose 👏👏👏