Ash

I don’t know what’s going on

[Ash @akstepniak]

Did I just commit to a month-long trip in Patagonia instead of applying for jobs like a real adult? Yes.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today i learned that Capybaras are chill with everyone. Here they are getting along with the entire animal kingdom. Real life Disney princesses.

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

You've been speaking English your entire life

but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters?

Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I do not want to be a woman in the work force!!! I want to be a little creature drinking from a creek!!!!!!

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts, rockets and spacecraft”.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

[aj @lvcrimes]

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

[Ash @akstepniak]

Posting this everywhere because I’m feeling cute

[eric eidelstein @ericeidelstein]

You're dating someone new and you have the opportunity to show them one movie that encompasses everything there is to know about you — your values, your fantasies, and your fears. What's the film?

[Dr. Chim Richalds @JDBennett23]

@runningfootman @JoshuaPotash

[(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo]

I can not stress enough this point:

Literally every last person in the United States who complains about how “crowded” our cities are, is talking about cars.

America is not crowded, anywhere. Half the land in our cities is four-lane roads and parking lots!!!!!!!!!

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

If you’re against him, I’m against you.

[carol leonard @laughingcat2016]

Hey everyone, don't forget to recycle!

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut]

it's important for people to see because they act like jim crow happened to people who died long ago.

[Ash @akstepniak]

Help me raise money for Special Olympics while also contributing to me freezing my booty off at the Polar Plunge - https://t.co/x7i5VAK3Du

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I have a feeling you and me using paper straws is not gonna cut it.