🥸when the imposter is sus🥸

❤️i literally love king kong i am not fucking joking❤️

[🥸when the imposter is sus🥸 @akvc118]

hyperhydrosis, more like hot-girl-hydrosis

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans are boycotting Bud Light because they made a single can of beer for a trans influencer.

Democrats are boycotting Marriott because they hosted a conference for a Hitler quoting hate group.

If you can’t see the difference, there’s no point explaining it to you.

[🥸when the imposter is sus🥸 @akvc118]

the t in lgbt stands for thespian

[🥸when the imposter is sus🥸 @akvc118]

so they're just letting any dummy have a teaching degree these days, huh?

[🥸when the imposter is sus🥸 @akvc118]

@yikesfest rt

[Monica Hesse @MonicaHesse]

If you're reading this thread and saying, "Not me! I already told my kids that when I die they can throw out anything they don't want from the basement/attic/garage" -- NO. Don't make your kids do this! Sort through your own boxes! Throw away your own burned-out Christmas lights!

[Monica Hesse @MonicaHesse]

A profound generational divide is Boomers came of age when education and houses were cheap but homegoods were expensive, and they now don't get why their kids aren't grateful for the furniture and tchotchkes they keep trying to pass down, when kids are renting 600ft apartments.*

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

rip to the Ballistic Torso but i'm just different

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

(trying to compliment you) deep deep down very deep down like sooo deep you probably aren’t a bad person

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Greg Abbott would rather pardon a convicted murderer than pardon marijuana offenders

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

They said the quiet part out loud

[5✰ DESTINY 🇵🇸🗽 @5_STAR_DESTINY]

@cornski

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

woulda turned that dog into a fur coat if it had my daughter lookin like chucky

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

“i’m just a girl”

[Dr Thabang @Thabang_Tooi]

🤭