Al🦣🏒

hehe #tusksup

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

Mitch Marner bit my hampster with his big ugly veneers and it got rabies and had to be put down #MitchMarnerHasRabies

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

Shoutout to the girl who posted this on tt I owe you my life

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

MACKLIN GETTING INTO IT WITH SIMA this is a HUGE day for annoying people (me)

[brie 🌻 @briedidntask]

tbh if i was an nhl player who just signed with the sharks i would IMMEDIATELY try to get as close as possible to mack. after seeing what ty dellandrea could do i would be like yup. i could have a job for life if im friends with that guy

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

@kreidiculous I would sacrifice 1200 nhlers to bring dolly back

[elli ⭑ @lezbianconnor]

jack😭

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

@SoulSplash09 Like yeah sounds good I guess

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

I hate all the people quoting this tweet like ‘man wins SAVING his future children by marrying this INSANELY tall woman. He is thinking ahead’ like maybe he is winning because he married a beautiful gorgeous woman that he loves idk

[Rowley @RudisRowley]

Congrats to NCAA National Champion Lucas Byrd and his wife Ellie on their marriage!!! 👏🏿

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

@nhlsofa @ekyszn I’m a mammoth girl first and foremost but I do spend more than my fair share of time talking about firing warso

[tyler hogge @thogge]

Mormon Missionary wins the $10k challenge from @ishowspeedsui 💪

Easiest $9k the kid will ever make!

[Vic @getawaycarvic]

Whatever bug man says do not go off your meds in September.

[𝐚. @angeliccurlss]

by the time this tv opens the Sharks will be down 3 goals, Warso will have mixed the lines seven times and Mack been in the shame box twice for pushing the ref and biting an opposing player

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

reminder that dolly parton could’ve been a billionaire but instead cared more about philanthropy & giving back & rather than hoarding her wealth she gave back to her community, put her money towards books & education & scholarship & will be remembered for how she lived, rip angel </3

https://t.co/xmfPDt1340

[ara🌬️ @LAZ4RUSRIS1NG]

he looks like an Amazon Prime Original love interest

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

Universally beloved Luca CAGNONI 💜

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

EVERYBODY WAKE UP THEY GOT CAGS ON THE SHARKS ROSTER RN

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

BREAKING: The San Jose Sharks have officially announced Luca Cagnoni as their captain, making him the 11th full time captain in franchise history. The first since Logan Couture in 2023-24.

[jay is OUTSIDE!!! @StubbyMuffin]

thank you will smith i love you will smith captain of the san jose sharks will smith

[bobert Avakian @notbertavakian]

shouldn’t be lost on people that the majority of “trans athletes” are little kids who r having fun with their friends or adults in rec leagues who again are just having fun with their friends

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

"can i have your snapchat" i am 26 years old you can have my email address