Dolores Abernathy

if you know me irl, no you don't

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

Sometimes I forget that the only reason I ever TAUGHT MYSELF to play guitar was to impress a boy who ENDED UP CHEATING ON ME 🙃🙃🙃
Thanks for the life skill and trauma, bud.

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Holy cow this is good.

Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Fucked around, found out. 🤭

[helena riley @freshhel]

If dumb people ever stop making art i will freakkk out. this is awesome

[Yasorou @yasorou]

This is how our nervous breakdown is going 😅

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

Oof I said what I said but I hate that I said it

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

Going to Target and seeing how fucking WRECKED their stores are makes me feel like my job is pointless. Everyone LOVES Target.... But I've never been in a clean and organized Target. Seems like they're doing just fine without a glorified shirt folder like me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

Cancel the fucking game. Those poor players!

[ESPN @espn]

Bills safety Damar Hamlin remained down on the field after a scary hit.

According to the broadcast, medical personnel have administered CPR.

[Tom Grossi @tomgrossicomedy]

This is Damar Hamlin's toy drive fundraiser.

As we wait for updates, just trying to do something good.

https://t.co/uC6OhqWDFd

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Please don’t share the video of the Damar Hamlin play. Share this because we are all Praying for him and his family.

[clintoris @clintoris]

Just ruined my night (processed an emotion)

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

I feel like I would never be depressed or anxious again if I lived near a beach with tidepools. Fuck ky

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Only red flag about me is that i’m too good to be true

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

@ my brother

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

And like, my family has always been weird ab holidays... So getting my parents, my brother and I back in the same room for a holiday is going to be next to impossible now

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

My brother is moving to Denver in two weeks and I'm not okay

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

Idk just feeling extra lonely 😅

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

Am I the only one who thought the acting in #wednesdaynetflix is bad? Idk, just was so fucking forced to me. Can't even make it through the first ep

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

So dumb. Just spend time w people. Play a fucking board game. Gifts shouldn't be expected. Gift each other time together. Ugh.

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

I thought for once I wouldn't hate Christmas. I thought this year would be the year I don't hate it. Two days after Thanksgiving... I still hate Christmas. Idk how I'm (what feels like) the only one.

[Dolores Abernathy @al2lison]

Consumerism and capitalism is fucking dumb. We shouldn't buy each other things out of obligation. Ugh. It just feels so slimy to me. Like. So many bigger problems in the world than "will Aunt Sally really like the scarf I got her?"