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I like 🐝oo🐝ies

[alex @al3xpitts]

Being in Texas: every time I type “tall” it autocorrects to “y’all.”

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

Not sure who needs to hear this but Cane’s Sauce

[alex @al3xpitts]

@SeliMichael W

[alex @al3xpitts]

@TheCaseyRusu If you know NFT so well then argue this: Underground was bad and Carbon was best even over Most Wanted.

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

sorry I never answered your text. I put it off for a day and that day spiralled into multiple days and then it became A Whole Thing

[samantha @milkygoddess]

happy father’s day to all cat dads you are so important

[Supernova 🌟 @TheHoneyGoat]

I'm glad men are getting over the long ass shorts phase. Show them powerful thighs, king. Own it. Wear the short shorts.

[Michael @SeliMichael]

My opinion:
If you never left Cass County Texas you have a very skewed view of the nation and its politics.

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

When I have sex with a friend? It’s PLATONIC. I sat on their face AS A FRIEND. We penetrated each other AS PALS.

[Naphtali 🤠 @singledadissad]

It had to be said.

[alex @al3xpitts]

@TheCasMeow Now just imagine how many get in your mouth while asleep

[MILES @24KGREATPARTY]

just learned joking about a kink can subconsciously make you develop said kink please say sike say sike

[alex @al3xpitts]

It’s been so long since I’ve had a gf, my grandparents told me “it’s ok it’s not for everyone.”

[alex @al3xpitts]

I’ve had a hard time coming to terms with this, but I think it’s finally time to admit and come out to tell y’all the truth- I haven’t had fun playing a video game since Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

[girl with the curls @Mary_Katie_]

and if you go to the right church but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation 🤫

[alex @al3xpitts]

I’m gonna fuck around and get shot cause my nose was itching and someone thought I had The Corona

[Bri Dawg. 🐾 @CraveBrii]

Bro y’all be forgetting it’s spring and people actually have allergies not corona

[milk @milkinhisbag]

if i had a girlfriend i would brush the pop tart crumbs off of my bed so she could lay with me

[alex @al3xpitts]

I wanna get Chinese food without you