Alan White

Amused, cynical and ripe for parody. Bristol.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@anon_opin They missed a "with" between happening and climate. Now reread it.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@theTRUESPEED Hello. I've been in a queue on the phone for 45 minutes. Understand you might be busy but, is that normal?

[Alan White @Al83white]

@fesshole This was a letter in Viz about 30 years ago.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@anon_opin It's a different galaxy, parsec just means something different there.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@anon_opin In the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an i.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@SmnLlyd5 Vardy? For Hojlund to learn? Gotta be worth a punt?

[Alan White @Al83white]

@FabrizioRomano I do understand. Thanks Fab.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@philmcnulty Make your mind up, Phil.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@kermodeandmayo Aw, this is where we're going now? I don't particularly like the not list but this doesn't feel very christmassy. More clicks in what's bad than good? Guess I've just added to that number. Please do something a bit more joyous.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@itsSamMichael @Herring1967 I love finding out The Simpsons is even better than I already thought it was. Thank you.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@Herring1967 That's clearly Charley Boorman.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@Herring1967 Richard Herrings Shorter Title Podcast.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@darrenrichman It's the part that you'd keep your porn in the dining room that's disturbing me the most.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@anon_opin Feel the Benefit by 10cc.

[electrasy @electrasy]

This is our #song and it’s called Morning Afterglow - have a listen and if you like it, please #share it ✌️ https://t.co/V4NcHHMy6t

[Alan White @Al83white]

@SmnLlyd5 I'd forgotten how annoyed I am at that still. He didn't even kick the ball away, just up.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@SmnLlyd5 I do hope it'll be called New Old Trafford.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@campbellclaret I'm in a reasonably right wing area where Reform are performing well. Labour are well behind so would I be in my rights to tactically vote Tory rather than risk Reform getting in. Better the devil you know.

[Alan White @Al83white]

@anon_opin Wait, you can choose?

[Alan White @Al83white]

@BBCBreakfast Why are you guys still up?