Al

[chad @chasedbywasps]

Foster the people? Imagine dragons? yeah, buddy, any other chores I can help you out with? oh brother

[Al @AL__Cool]

Guy who says surname instead of last name total buzzkill

[Al @AL__Cool]

If payphones were still a thing i would always have quarters on me

[Al @AL__Cool]

Never met a “Clyde” who wasn’t evil

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Backing into parking spots is performative

[Mia @boygrrI]

public transit is not that bad if you bring a jbl speaker

[Al @AL__Cool]

Lost & founds are junk treasure chests

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Happy Easter 🐇 ❤️Trollfoot LA ‘26

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

a dog stealing links of sausages from the butcher...something you don't see that much anymore

[Grease Hound @SausageMcMan]

A hotdog named desire

[Al @AL__Cool]

I love modelos but what’s up with all that crap on the rim

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

We need less Kid Rock and more kind rock

[chad @chasedbywasps]

love low hanging fruit. easiest kind to obtain imo

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Paul Dano sucked in There Will Be Blood, they should have got Arnold Schwarzenegger

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen

[grace @gracesftdt]

went to trader joe’s for some fun fall sweets and while i was checking out my cashiers said “wow it’s treat time!”

[Al @AL__Cool]

Huge - thank you @ChipotleTweets

[morgvanny @morgvanny]

This is an absolute game changer