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Apple Factory Suicide Net Tester. Scourge Of All Philistines.

[shawarmachine @Al_Bender]

"We have ways of making you talk" would be a great slogan for a German phone company.

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#eagles #biglebowski #superbowl @TheJeffBridges #Ifuckinhatetheeaglesman

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@DLynnMatheson @PCFinancial you called it

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

This season Black Mirror invite u to witness a dystopian world where FRIENDS never left TV

monica carrying ross second child

Joey murder CEO of apple bc Siri refuse to give him straight answer to "How You Doin"

still no black ppl in NYC

CHANDLR: could i BE any more AI

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I still dont understand how this works

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@Shox2TheSystem Likewise, bruv. Very thoro encounter. Hope we can kick it again soon.

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

I'm quiet and hate confrontation with neighbors, so I renamed our wifi "Maybe Stop Leaf Blowing Everything Into Our Driveway, Brent."

[Mr. Broken in all the right places @robertjakematth]

going to get one of my favorite artists @Al_Bender to paint my favorite artist @TheRealSadistik as a birthday gift to myself.excited as hell

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@jauralarvie Its all yours. Buy me some of those walkers prawn crisps

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@jauralarvie Wtf I got a £40 voucher that expires in March

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@Amish_Drive_By Yeah ok. Thats why.

[Frankie Phraser @Frankie_Phraser]

So @GEMIN1_LDN vs @Shox2TheSystem

@Al_Bender vs me

@efarrell_ vs @HereticHR

#NIL2 dumb 🔥

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@okwerdz You had a top 5 in history so its not surprising

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@ChrisKnightfilm Tulip Fever is playing in Montreal (Cineplex Forum) as well as Van and Toronto. I'm due for a terrible movie.

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@efarrell_ @chillajones @madflexhiphop Im only alive because i adopted EF. I olny adopted him because the other EF let me

[shawarmachine @Al_Bender]

@madflexhiphop remember me fondly

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝕴𝖓𝖛𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖘 @The186Show]

#NowPlaying @FlightDistance @patricksjodoin @Al_Bender @djcalkuta Gold Cartridge To Purple Tape
Keeping #REALHIPHOP Alive
#Ottawa

[TORONTO - CANADA @freetoronto]

RT @The186Show: #NowPlaying @FlightDistance @patricksjodoin @Al_Bender @djcalkuta Gold Cartridge To Purple Tape
Keeping #REALHIPHOP Alive
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[Freedom Writers @FreedomWriters_]

Our new album Freedom Writers, AGAIN is now available on Spotify.

[shawarmachine @Al_Bender]

.@realDonaldTrump @JustinTrudeau Thank you, God Emperor Trump