snips

cheeky

[snips @al_caramba]

you can be bad without being mean babe

[jesse @crazyshovellady]

some of yall afraid to be corny but i was born on the cob

[snips @al_caramba]

around here somewhere

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

oven has a Window , microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender , but the Dish washer , oh No you could Never see in there , they Refuse to let us See what’s going on in there

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Disgusting double standard applied in Western media

[Dan @dannah__montana]

did y’all get this too

[snips @al_caramba]

one bit that escaped the matrix is where i test and sort every writing instrument i own then use three pens + a sharpie almost exclusively and repeat every two years forever probably or else

[snips @al_caramba]

rot in hell ⁦@KenoshaPolice⁩ ⁦@pppd⁩ https://t.co/oY0nwXKkqM

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Shocked Friend Keeps Overstepping Boundaries She’s Never Actually Articulated: https://t.co/7tqeUKXc48

[snips @al_caramba]

hi hello @CityofMadison @GovEvers @MGEMadison idk who needs to talk but my power has been out for 15hrs plz update the grid

[snips @al_caramba]

the majority of will ferrell’s scenes are unimportant. he’s fun but his entire role could have been cut with nothing lost. this is one of the most important scenes in #Barbie . it would not be the same story without it

[Pop Base @PopBase]

#Barbie director Greta Gerwig held her ground against studio executives and refused to cut a scene where Barbie meets an elderly woman, as they believed it was unimportant:

“To me, this is the heart of the movie. If I cut that scene, I don’t know why I’m making this movie. If I don’t have that scene, I don’t know what it is or what I’ve done.”

[snips @al_caramba]

forever snailing

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

sometimes you’re the cacio, and sometimes you’re the pepe

[snips @al_caramba]

hi wtf is this

[𝚘𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𓆗 @yearofthepoets]

not carrying what is not mine. respectfully.

[snips @al_caramba]

listen i really aint needa know my exsituationship charged the gf he now makes time for for plane tickets six days ago— just need my venmo balance on the home screen and also the flight itinerary so i can make sure they uhh make it ok

[snips @al_caramba]

if nobody wants you, you're free 🌊

[Iris McAlpin @irismcalpin]

The more tightly we cling to our identity as a "good person," the more skilled we become at rationalizing our behavior & the less available we are to examine the ways that we cause harm.