Aleem Mohamed

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

@LuchaDarbel Hahahaha. Thank you! Your kind words and handsome-ness are like a shinning light in a sea of fog.

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

@LuchaDarbel @Sportsnet I noticed the same thing in her first segment a week or so ago. I chalked it up to her being nervous but it seems like that wasn’t the case. Super robotic and not very natural.

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

@hojuman @ameliaboone Being an old dad is still a good gig. Just the bending over and picking things up can be a hassle at times.

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

@B_Neid It will certainly be a more immersive fridge experience. Power your dreams. Power your memes.

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

“Okay Daddy, start off with “As per my previous email...” and then end with “King Regards”. Don’t worry... they’ll get it.” https://t.co/1cF1HsLJZL

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

All kinds of stuffed animals around her but she gets the most enjoyment from a piece of cardboard. (Audio on) https://t.co/MDV2FOqo7h

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

@hojuman #1 is the one of the most important things you can do but also one of the most challenging things to actually do.

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

Someone can’t wait till the salons open up #messyhairdontcare https://t.co/G2rfZnX8S4

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

@B_Neid @WWENetwork @TheRock @HulkHogan @MichaelDBaird Oh the memories!

[XYZ ANON @ogug8]

Apparently Michael Jackson isn't dead he's a wrestler in Brazil

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

Saturday morning playtime with ava_g_mohamed and a.allykat! https://t.co/jkASEG2sQO

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

I’ve been told photography is all about angles. This is...not the best angle. I hope Ava enjoys seeing these pictures at big family events when she’s older.

Aliya: “I don’t think you… https://t.co/eWnYKwIlBB

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

The look I get when I tell Ava she smells like macaroni and cheese. https://t.co/cU7cGAfv4F

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

Mom brought over a picture from 15 years ago. I looked a bit...uhhh...different. I guess that’s what tubs of Oh Henry ice cream will do to ya. https://t.co/b1q0bdFQv8

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

Daddy...I mean Ava decided to do some shopping for new head band bows on Amazon last night. She seems to really like them. https://t.co/7pcthliCpy

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

Picture #1: Instagram

Picture #2: Reality https://t.co/ojsWA81457

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

What a useful infographic! https://t.co/MaPyos7B8w

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

A question new parents seem to always be asked is “who do you think she looks like?” I think Ava has Aliya’s eyes and the rest is me. Most people seem to be on the fence. The only common… https://t.co/QRaC3lYNia

[Aleem Mohamed @al_eem]

Ava: “Daddy, thank you for feeding me! I really enjoyed the milk. I hope your neck, shirt, pants, and the carpet enjoyed it too!! Now please change me.”

Daddy: 😐

Mommy: [laughing… https://t.co/BeM3KSqPnB