Alcoholic Anonymous

Overly emotional, under medicated

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When people ask me if I have a boyfriend I just laugh

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I'm not sorry that's it's over

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She's my person #GreysAnatomy

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I'M BACK

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I just want to sit outside and do nothing

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YES

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You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

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Why am I not drunk on a beach? Answer me that.

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Accurate

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I genuinely miss Jersey Shore

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You're so incompetent it physically pains me to have to see you

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You make me question the future of humanity

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If you loved me, why'd you leave me

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Don't

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Realistically I should be giving up Netflix for lent

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I will always want you..

to fall off a cliff.

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When a guy screws my friend over

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On the weekends I can either be found black out wasted at the bars or sober as shit in bed with pizza. There is no inbetween

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Pizza lunchables are where it's at