Alazonik_

Computer Engineering student with big goals 💻
Engineering my future daily 🚀
Fitness • Self-improvement • Growth

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇦🇷 1158 Games
⚽️ 916 Goals
🎯 414 Assists
🏅 8 Ballon d'Ors
🏆 46 Trophies
✅ All-time top goalscorer at the World Cup

🗣️ Sir Alex Ferguson: “Messi is on a different level to everybody else, it's as simple as that.”

🗣️ Pep Guardiola: “Don’t write about him, don’t try to describe him, just watch him.”

🗣️ Jürgen Klopp: “Messi is probably the best player I've seen in my whole life.”

🗣️ David Beckham: “Messi is simply the best player in the world. Messi is alone in his class.”

Happy Birthday to the GREATEST OF ALL TIME, Lionel Messi, who turns 39 today. 🐐

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Ronaldo goals at World Cups: 8

Messi goals in his last 4 World Cup matches: 8

[Alazonik_ @al_onike]

@Fugisaki_ @ESPNUK 😭😂😂😂

[Ayomikun⚡ @ayomikun334]

@Saadabidemi @al_onike

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

Took him just 17 mins to score in his 6th World Cup tournament,

from outside the box,

a banger goal,

He’s simply the greatest. 😭😭

LIONEL MESSI 🐐

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗢 𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧 🚨

🇵🇹 He has now BROKE the record for most assists in a single Premier League season.

Most assists in a single season:

🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes (21) — Man Utd
🇫🇷 Thierry Henry (20) — Arsenal
🇧🇪 Kevin De Bruyne (20) — Manchester City
🇩🇪 Mesut Özil (19) — Arsenal
🇪🇸 Cesc Fàbregas (18) — Chelsea
🇪🇬 Mohamed Salah (18) — Liverpool
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Frank Lampard (18) — Chelsea

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

The Portuguese Magnifico 🇵🇹✨

Bruno Fernandes is your 2025/26 PL Player of the Season 🙌

@ManUtd | @B_Fernandes8

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

The last time Chelsea beat Man United at Old Trafford was 13 years ago

The last time Man United beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge was 2 minutes ago

[MEE!! @Ayo_rockz]

Manachester United winning this game. Please.

[AKEELA @Akeela99O]

Help me Get My Rug to @Zlatan_Ibile 🫩

[AKEELA @Akeela99O]

Daddy Shiloh Good morning sir @Zlatan_Ibile 👋🏾

[Alazonik_ @al_onike]

@Seskinho9 @Fugisaki_ Then Chelsea went ahead to win the champions League 3 days later 😓💔

[Seskinho 🇯🇵 @Seskinho9]

I stayed up the whole night crying 💔

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

[Aisha Nana @_aishasthoughts]

real lovers are scarce.

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

I was only 2 minutes in bro, the rest is history. peak cinema.

[willinill! @willinilli024]

Me as a doctor watching two lovers cry in my hospital because they are both AS and can’t marry, meanwhile they are both AA but I just decided to give them fake results.