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if you're here I probably shit posted i'm sorry

[I Smoked The Clippers @BlackKnight10k]

If I was the President and the whole world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn't in there.

Unless I was in there

[phollops @al_pal_00]

I'm trying to get ready for bed but the ADHD demon in my head is singing espresso in a male Yorkshire accent and it's really quite distracting

[phollops @al_pal_00]

@dotkrueger Once I started viewing MAGA as a cult it's all finally made sense

[Jo Stevens @JoStevensLabour]

Nigel Farage would cut our NHS and give the money to the wealthiest.

[Sebastian Salek @sebastiansalek]

Labour racked up the wins this week.

While America turned inwards, Britain launched initiatives to boost growth and build a more tolerant country.

What you might have missed:

[phollops @al_pal_00]

@brooks133572 @JoJoFromJerz If you read it again, slowly now, you'll see that the democrat never claimed he'd lost 90%. The MAGA person did. So you should call them a liar instead 🌞

[phollops @al_pal_00]

Maybe this is going to have at least 1 benefit... If it helps address overconsumption in the US then let's gooo

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Maga has gone from "VOTE FOR TRUMP IF YOU WANT LOW PRICES!" to "YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO BUY ANYTHING!"

These idiots will be detested in history books.

[REJOIN CAMPAIGN @sonofr]

Exeter on Saturday. Read the room, prime minister!

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I’m not saying Trump is a Russian asset trying to destroy America from the inside, I’m simply saying if he was, it would look exactly like this.

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

A new poll shows 89% of Labour members support a Wealth Tax.

Other polls show a massive 78% of the public back a 2% wealth tax on assets worth more than £10 Million.

The Goverment should listen, drop the cuts to disability benefits and bring in a Wealth Tax instead

[Cosmo Sheldrake @cosmosheldrake]

now on spotify if you click show credits you can see all the different fish and mammals involved in the tracks!

[iris amelia @devoutposter]

Happy pride from the trans affirming misogynist parrot

[phollops @al_pal_00]

We need to start calling right-wing dinosaurs "snowflakes". Complained about a brand name change? Snowflake. Don't like gender neutral toilets? Okay snowflake. Complained about POCs/LGBT+ people on a TV show? SNOWFLAKE! Watch them be self-conscious about their words.

[phollops @al_pal_00]

Watching my friend becoming a first time cat owner is hilarious. She just texted me saying her kitten often has this crazed look in her eye and she's worried she may be psychotic. I'm like yeah no that's totally normal from cats

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

new james bond looks a bit shit

[fredesque @FredTaming]

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

[phollops @al_pal_00]

Reels with sound = abomination
Tiktoks without sound = abomination

[phollops @al_pal_00]

Small towns need to be socialized into the real world NOW