Lex Sleuther

she/her

[Lex Sleuther @al_simpson97]

During my nap I had a nightmare where all I heard was the sound of the cups falling in the caf

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

"reading smut ruins your brain" i can assure you, whatever is wrong with me was there long before i started reading

[DIBs 🏳️‍🌈🫶 @rwrqueer]

They should have had Anne Hathaway play Anne Hathaway in this scene and just never addressed it

[cam ✨ @IcedFrapp]

they’re saying implosion for the titan submersible & all i can think of is that episode of mythbusters where they built a body and sent it underwater & let it get decompressed

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Holy fuck

[FemkUltra @FemK_Ultra]

expanding the death penalty is never a good idea even if you think the people it would be expanded to deserve it, because the state should never have that power.

That being said, Im getting a very very bad feeling about where this is going. If you’re trans and in florida, leave.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I don’t care what political party you belong to, 129 mass shootings in 84 days is a crisis.

[Lex Sleuther @al_simpson97]

I’ll never get tired of seeing women’s lives change like this 🫶🏻

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Ed sheeran gotta release an album called PEMDAS

[Lex Sleuther @al_simpson97]

I need @Target to stop putting stickers on the covers of books that will RUIN them 😭

[Lex Sleuther @al_simpson97]

Getting my septum pierced has become my entire personality, and I’m vibin

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Well at least there's one balloon that's not going to be picking up any intelligence

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous

[Lex Sleuther @al_simpson97]

Me - “college should be free”
My 8 year old brother - “are you…a…liberality? Libertarian? Libertyen?”
I loved watching him try to say liberal

[Lex Sleuther @al_simpson97]

@Lexxiiii_xxo Ugh love @MeganMullally with all my heart…she may be one of the funniest people

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Friends, if you are digging @TheLastofUsHBO you might also enjoy another gorgeous serving of fictional science from Alex Garland
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[Lex Sleuther @al_simpson97]

If you haven’t seen this show, watch it. If you don’t want to see it, watch episode 3. You don’t need any context. But you’ll be watching one of the best episodes of a show you will ever see..@Nick_Offerman wrecked me

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

My profound thanks for all the generous plaudits for Episode 3 of @hboTheLastofUs
I imagine I’ll be speaking to that experience as i weave my pastiche of humor across comedy hotbeds like Bensalem, Pennsylvania, among others. Join me if you please, or don’t. Still not a beggar.

[Lex Sleuther @al_simpson97]

@keelspetrock It’s trueeeee

[Lex Sleuther @al_simpson97]

Going through my yearbooks. If I realized I liked women in high school I would’ve led a real different life