Al Vimh

Non-corporeal, malevolent entity. Dislikes things on a semi-professional basis. Grunt Hunter!

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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO AL VIMH

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@game_collection The Living Daylights! It was my introduction to Bond as a young 'un and began a lifelong love of the franchise

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@game_collection The Living Daylights! Was my introduction to Bond

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🚨 COMPETITION TIME! 🚨

To celebrate today's launch of 007 First Light, we're giving YOU the chance to WIN the Legacy Edition on PS5!

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Wednesday 3rd June at 12pm! ⏳

Good luck, 007...

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NEW EPISODE

💀SURVIVOR SERIES 2009💀

Finally, we’re reviewing the LAST EVER (lol) Survivor Series!

🔥Out now on all podcast apps🔥

[Al Vimh @al_vimh]

Vote Reform is trending. Here are some things i'd rather do:

Eat my own shit.
Eat someone else's shit.
Choke to death on my or someone else's shit.
Headbutt a woodchipper.
Fuck a fleshlight made of bees.
Lick the sun.
Drown in bin water.
Fart glass.
Be on fire forever.

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@Parody_PM The Lying Twat?

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I am in dire straits. Not the band. If I was in the band, I would have money.

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@AEPodcast Dropped you fine folks a DM about the Sgt Slaughter album. Not sure it's any use but i'll continue my Google Fu.

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I see Yoshi and the Mysterious Box trending.

Plot twist, the mysterious book in question is Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. Bold direction for Nintendo.

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I see Everything Must Go is trending.

Assuming they've started selling off the NHS?

OOHHH FUCKIN' POLITICAL HUMOUR UP IN YOUR ASS

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I am in dire straits. Not the band. If I was in the band, I would have money.

[Al Vimh @al_vimh]

I do not like asking for help, but I will, because I desperately need it

https://t.co/rmOKnjo3Mn

If you've a spare couple quid and don't mind helping a fella keep the lights on...appreciated.

Unless you voted Reform. Fuck off in that case, your money smells like piss and hate.

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Finally, Austria with "Shit In My Shoes And Shower Me With Sugar Lumps" from Harold "Horse Humper" Blenkinsop & Assorted Session Musicians Who Insist They Don't Know Harold. #Eurovision2026

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Romania at 24 with a wild eyed old woman screaming dire warnings of "the coming of the great destroyer" as a fire-wreathed portal opens on stage behind her #Eurovision2026

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23 is Norway giving us the soulful "I Lost The Lyrics And Now I'm Making This Up As I Go" by Forgetful Fiona & The Phone-It-In Five, of whom only three showed up tonight. #Eurovision2026

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Italy at 22 with a controversial entry, a hologram of Pavarotti making fart noises and occasionally flipping off audience members #Eurovision2026

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From Cyprus, a breathtaking mural depicting a choir of angels taking flight over a ravaged landscape as someone got the wrong memo and thought they were in a graffiti art competition. #Eurovision2026

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Sweden at 20 bringing us the relentlessly upbeat "I Hope Your Cock Rots Off You Shithouse" from ska legends Everyone's Wankers Except Us, But We're Pricks. Real toe tapper. #Eurovision2026

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From Lithuania it's just a lot of bastards talking shit about some guy called Steve. #Eurovision2026

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Someone messed with these notes. I'm telling you, they're trying to make me look stupid. #Eurovision2026