Allison

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[Country Words @Country_Words]

The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog. -Carrie Underwood

[Allison @al_voi]

@HollyhoodTaee @Kiwipally @amateur_content @xclaudius My bad lol math was my favorite subject in school 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Allison @al_voi]

@Kiwipally @amateur_content @xclaudius PEMDAS: Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction- sometimes includes FLTR at the end meaning From Left To Right. Also know as Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally For Leaving The Radishes

[Allison @al_voi]

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[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[sav @averagecupofjo]

if a man tells you to “chill out” or “relax” you can legally set him on fire

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Allison @al_voi]

Everyone is talking about how we need to self quarantine, not work, and not get anyone sick. What I really wanna know is how am I supposed to pay rent/bills/buy groceries if I can’t work for 2 months?? THATS what I’m most scared of 😅

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

Girls: “Idk how I keep getting random bruises on my body”

Also girls:

[Allison @al_voi]

@whoissjadee @kaylaallise Ope 😂 guess ur stuck with me this year

[Ashley Iaconetti @ashleyiaco]

If Alex Karev isn’t going to be part of Grey’s Anatomy anymore, it’s definitely time the show wraps up.

[Allison @al_voi]

@phalangeyo I’ll move to Australia with you 😂

[Yomi 🩰 @eryjoh]

sis... your education, career, and money will never wake up one day and decide to leave you.

[Allison @al_voi]

Why is it when you’re trying to avoid someone you see them so much more often?

[Allison @al_voi]

So far this semester, college has been a series of me messing up due dates and forgetting things and honestly idk if this is a normal thing that seniors do but I’m not here for it

[Allison @al_voi]

High School English: For the assignment ur gonna have to write a rough draft, edit it 10 times, & then MAYBE it’ll be good enough.

College: hahaha I just read the articles, wrote 2 annotated bibliographies, & my methodology proposal. It was due at 11:59 and I started at 10:30.

[Allison @al_voi]

Would it be frowned upon to nap in my car outside my apartment building? I have no motivation to go up the stairs right now lol

[Allison @al_voi]

When you finally find a nice guy who’s willing to put in time and effort and commit to a relationship with you:

[Allison @al_voi]

Walks into my 2:00 class at 1:59

Me: man I should really leave sooner I’m already starting to push it I don’t wanna be late

Also me: lol you’re fine it’s senior year

[Allison @al_voi]

Ya’ll ever just crave stability in your life?