Allison

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[Allison @al_volk]

@collywood_ NOLA was such a fun trip!! I miss it

[Allison @al_volk]

@bconc10 LOL this is the most accurate thing ever

[Allison @al_volk]

Literally did this today

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I do this probably once a week.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Allison @al_volk]

@bconc10 Truth 😂😂

[Allison @al_volk]

@collywood_ Literally @bconcio yesterday 😂

[Allison @al_volk]

After being off for 11 days, Tuesday scaries are all too real 😩

[Allison @al_volk]

@bconcio 😂😂

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS

[Allison @al_volk]

@Mtooonx The struggle was really real yesterday

[Allison @al_volk]

@k_brads omg great timing!! how exciting 😊

[Allison @al_volk]

@stevieboy323 they are the WORST. I had to block them bc they would not stop calling me

[Allison @al_volk]

The only thing getting me through this week is all of the bachelor nation drama 🌹

[Allison @al_volk]

Nothing irks me more than people that talk on the phone on speakerphone/FaceTime out in public

[Allison @al_volk]

Being able to skip intros is the best thing that happened to Netflix

[Allison @al_volk]

@bconcio honestly not a bad idea

[Allison @al_volk]

I must be bad luck bc I always get delayed/cancelled flights 😑 Apologies to everyone I have ever flewn with

[Allison @al_volk]

@bconcio @chrislake @antiupmusic @Lorenzosbeats @chrislake just gets me

[Allison @al_volk]

@bconcio just made a Friends reference and this is why I'm marrying him

[Allison @al_volk]

You know you're in it for the long haul when you get on the same phone plan @bconcio