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@iamstephenwest any comment?? https://t.co/etkoD3WDfB

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@adiadoo28 My girlfriend is a Swiftie who drove to Indy every day this weekend from chicago with no success. She loves Taylor and I love her, so here I am begging

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@swiftieswanttix My girlfriend loves Taylor and I love my girlfriend, so into the madness I go!!

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@erastourticketz My girlfriend loves Taylor and I love my girlfriend so, into the madness I go! Anyone got tickets?

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@raleighbowman Trying to get tickets for my girlfriend! She loves Taylor and I love her, so into the breach I go

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@raleighbowman I would love to find my gf tickets for Vancouver if at all possible!! She loves Taylor and I love her

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My secret to looking young? Adult acne

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Doodie with distinction

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“Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast” and other co-opted military slogans i use to streamline my poops

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@yabbs__ I cried to Barbara’s rendition of avenu malkenu, that counts right?

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If numerology isn’t real then why does my phone-psychic bill always turn out to be equal to the number of minutes I spent talking multiplied by $2.99??

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An unboxing video but its the meds I get by mail

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The fun part about watching the debate is you get to cry no matter who wins

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It’s my country and I’ll cry if I want to

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Stop yelling at me, I’m not The Void

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Pro: Congress will finally pass something!
Con: it’s just a massive kidney stone

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@yabbs__ You’re on your own kid

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Not a swifty, not even really a fan, but I just found out my favorite tswift song is the same as Stevie Nicks and that fills me with glee

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I miss MySpace, it’s so much extra effort to tell all your friends their top 8 ranking manually

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Love is not the same thing as care