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full of lukewarm takes

[Brian Park @itsbrianpark]

did ayahuasca and realized my purpose in this life is to work for a b2b saas company

[m @ala_milk]

@stoophwang @namelikemonth yeah my mind went straight to lana from love island

[m @ala_milk]

@spicytostada inspired to mark all emails as read right now

[m @ala_milk]

that trend on tik tok where it’s cute texts with your name but it’s just you ignoring your pharmacy prescription

[m @ala_milk]

the crown season 5??? what’d they do?? preemptively film her death??

[m @ala_milk]

unfortunately i think we will be looking back on loafers with the same disdain we have for sperrys

[ham star @stoophwang]

me: *lays down next to my dog and puts her arms around me so it looks like she's cuddling me*

me: "wow she's so sweet and cuddly omg 🥺❤️🥰 how lucky am i to have such a sweetie doggy!!!"

[m @ala_milk]

if there is a God why would he create these weak ass creatures with seasonal allergies (me)

[m @ala_milk]

obsessed with facebook marketplace

[m @ala_milk]

harry styles plotted the queens death so y’all would stop talking about him spitting on chris pine

[m @ala_milk]

@nihaokylen ok i accidentally took a screenshot of one today bc i wanted to document this hahahahaha

[m @ala_milk]

if there’s one thing i’ve learned from fb marketplace it’s that people do not know what “mid century modern” is

[m @ala_milk]

@stoophwang shes the blueprint

[m @ala_milk]

am i depressed

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

that's my emotional support room-temperature iced coffee with an inch of water floating on top

[m @ala_milk]

i love my little girl

[౨ৎ @pittedplum]

i think you’d do really good in austin (derogatory)

[m @ala_milk]

if u use the words sacrament, confirmation, and parish in one sentence you have lost me

[m @ala_milk]

how some people feel when they hear tech jargon is EXACTLY how i feel when i hear about catholicism

[m @ala_milk]

@EStolow sour beer fans rise up