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carrots

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Is there a Devilzilla?

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@andrewjventura @Boglover69 Love my 5d studio

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I would prefer wife to take my name but if that’s a no go would legit consider taking hers esp if it’s a cool name (embarrassing to think about as single man)

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Can tell they don’t have the balls to play the worm song. Also, synth is way too quiet ppl. Jk I take it back they just played it lol

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Is that the raddest dude I’ve ever seen in my life it the hottest girl

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Had the exact same blessings at anime expo

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I cannot imagine what all the unemployed mfs with no personality are feeling holy fuck I’m jealous

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Feeling bad for all the men here with girlfriends that cannot reach the same levels of emotion as myself. Very similar to the circumcised (myself included) and sex

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Feeling bad for all the men here with hair that cannot reach the same levels of emotion as myself. Very similar to the circumcised (myself included) and sex

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The only one without hand xs in this smoking section

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Watching everyone with black pants and black shoes getting off the metro with me

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I’ve been so brutally disappointed by so many love triangle plots at this point I think I’ll start going outside

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@andrewjventura This better not get in the way of Have a Nice Life this weekend

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Now I wouldn’t call it “explosive”, but it is day 3 so I should probably see a doctor

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Was significantly too vulnerable to read the Blue Box finale

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@abjectbaby Am rooting for you tremendously

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Having a Subway 4 min walk away really makes you wish it didn’t cost $20

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Think Uncut Gems but with gacha games

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Maddie’s Secret was fantastic. Much much funnier, moving, smarter, interesting, important and heartfelt than NTBTM

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This is for personal memory purposes but should be clear they thought I was trying to take cigars from a wedding party, did not even know the cigars were there. Person that talked to me just did not want to listen to me. Made me very anxious and sad

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Had someone kick me out of the smoke section of the golden gopher. Staff have been darlings. No real complaints here I wish I stood up for myself a little more.