Jonas Baffe

A stranger in an even stranger land.

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@Nate_Tice @MattHarmon_BYB Can yall please put up links for the YouTube channel for the live feed?

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@YahooFantasyCC Ken Walker III RB SEA is incorrectly listed as NA instead of the correct designation as OUT. Please correct so Yahoo fantasy managers can add him to an IR spot #AskFFL

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@nfldraftscout To encourage trades I opened up trading players AND pick value in our keeper league.
Eg. Week 10 I was 7th & team in 2nd w/ J. Chase on IR needed a QB+WR so traded him for Tua+Lockett but kept Tua's Rd. 9 value attached to Chase & his Rd. 2 value went w Tua
🤏complicated but fun

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@AndrewYang Come on man, you're from New York.
It's obviously pronounced Deez-nutz.

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63 pages of comments against @YahooFantasy Baseball dropping comment boards @MikeGraben? We get it in public leagues but removing from private leagues is senseless. Its not just announcements - its a place for players/leagues to connect. @scott_pianowski
https://t.co/G4hslP2fCd

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@mmpadellan Even Gift of Gab would be impressed....
"Canceling cats, got their canopies collapsing."

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@tlifenuggets @MinusPeach @SeattlePD Barf. What a joke. Graffiti is never invited, that's the whole point. Only want paid-for murals & streets that smell like Cronuts? Good luck. The chips/nicks/paint, and yes, even a little piss on the walls is what makes city life so fucking vibrant.
Go back to the Valley 🥱🥱

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@NewsHour What a dude… and what a tribute. Mark’s expertise, insight and humility was a massive reason the Newshour has hooked me for going on 20 years now. Happy to see @nytdavidbrooks and @CapehartJ honouring his legacy and carrying the torch onwards and upwards. Thanks @NewsHour.

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@GeorgeTakei Facepalm
/ˈfeɪsˌpɑː(l)m/

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@JohnClaytonNFL Thanks for the passion, insight, and overall enthusiasm for the game, our city, and our team over the years. You are appreciated and you will be missed.
🙌🙏🖖

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@YahooFantasy @andybehrens @LizLoza_FF Last minute quandary!! Aaron Jones or Javonte Williams 0.5 ppr?

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@Starbucks Well obviously it's gonna be a homemade @SBWorkersUnited ornament. I stand with them, why don't you?

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@YahooFantasy @MattHarmon_BYB @andybehrens Wild hair advice needed! Alex Collins at flex over C Patterson? Or C Patt in for Lockett and Collins at flex? Or keep Lockett and C Patt locked in and shut my team-tinkering mouth? (0.5 ppt)
Cheers fellas!!

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

The @Seahawks defense is only as bad as Ken Norton Jr schemes them to be, which is obviously the problem. He’s out planned and out strategised literally every game. #firenortonjr

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@andybehrens @YahooFantasy @MattHarmon_BYB Truth! I’m leaning volume w Ridley as well. Would your advice differ if I told you I can keep any two of those next year as well at a 10th & 11th round value? Keepers get a +2 round bump each year in our league.

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@YahooFantasy @MattHarmon_BYB @andybehrens Need some keeper league help…. Can keep 1 of these WR1s at pick 12.08 draft value: Ridley - McLaurin - AJ Brown, AND keep Josh Allen at 13.03; OR keep 2 of those WR1s at 12.08 & 13.03 and drop J. Allen. Your advice is paramount!

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@mattyglesias

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@hburns33 @BradyHenderson I think you might have meant to say, "Rams move on as Seahawks offense stifles Russ"

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

@danpfeiffer I'm actually fine with naming something after him.
"Did you get the Trump?"
"Yeah I got the Trump. Did you?"
"Yep. Did you have any adverse effects?"
"You know, cough, fever, loss of taste and smell... the usual. But then I got the vaccine, so I'm fine."

[Jonas Baffe @alabeffa]

Suburbanites

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Working class