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@NicRobertsonCNN it IS called #persiangulf jackass and you reporting it as Iran calls it so? It ain’t so #fakenews.

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@smerconish stop manipulating your own polls by throwing your two cents we don’t care for right in the beginning.

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@abbydphillip your show has been much more palatable now that @ScottJenningsKY has moved to the real clown show @TheLeadCNN. Those turds belong together.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

On Easter morning, this is what President Trump posted.
Everyone in his administration that claims to be a Christian needs to fall on their knees and beg forgiveness from God and stop worshipping the President and intervene in Trump’s madness.
I know all of you and him and he has gone insane, and all of you are complicit.
I’m not defending Iran but let’s be honest about all of this.
The Strait is closed because the US and Israel started the unprovoked war against Iran based on the same nuclear lies they’ve been telling for decades, that any moment Iran would develop a nuclear weapon.
You know who has nuclear weapons?
Israel.
They are more than capable of defending themselves without the US having to fight their wars, kill innocent people and children, and pay for it.
Trump threatening to bomb power plants and bridges hurts the Iranian people, the very people Trump claimed he was freeing.
On Easter, of all days, we as Christians should be reminded that the son of God died and rose from the grave so that we can be forgiven once and for all of our sins. Jesus commanded us to love one another and forgive one another. Even our enemies.
Our President is not a Christian and his words and actions should not be supported by Christians.
Christians in the administration should be pursuing peace. Urging the President to make peace.
Not escalating war that is hurting people.
This NOT what we promised the American people when they overwhelmingly voted in 2024, I know, I was there more than most.
This is not making America great again, this is evil.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

You won't hear a better 55-second description of MAGA and Trump than this: in terms of the perspective of any minimally honest MAGA supporter:

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@smerconish Enlist your kids and I’ll vote yes to ground invasion to secure the enriched uranium.

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@AmazonPrime if I have to park my car three blocks away and walk to the back of a Whole Foods to return a $5 dog collar, I’m canceling my Prime membershit.

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@johnkrausphotos @elonmusk You want a cookie?

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@elonmusk He thought it was Jared from Subway you fool.

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@SteveBellow People of Chicago elected this disaster by “not voting”. Next time, vote, don’t mouth off.

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@FoodNetwork #24in24LastChefStanding needs blind judging at least for the final 4. A banquet plate of hot kitchen sink mess won because @chefantonia didn't get enough jus?
@chefsawyer congrats but stop with the sobriety bullshit. We're sick of it.
@BryanVoltaggio you the best ❤️

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@ginoseast disgusting frozen pizza. Is the cheese not supposed to ment after 15 minutes? Garbage.

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@realDonaldTrump That’s not 100k, stupid.

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@TayoMurph @atrupar @billmaher

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@GOP Got your wiener right here

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@lyft if you say the driver is 5 minutes away and after 4 minutes say the driver is finishing another ride 5 minutes away from my pickup and I cancel, you shouldn’t charge me $5. I’m going to the airport, not to the club.

[BetOnline @BetOnline_ag]

Who owns the cocaine found in the White House?

Hunter Biden +200
Travis Kelce +800
One of the Jonas Brothers +1000
Angelina Jolie +1200
Maddox Jolie-Pitt +1200
Ariana Madix +1200
Member of LSU Lady Tigers +1400
Member of UConn Men’s Team +1400
Snoop Dogg +1600
Edward Lee +1600
Elton John +2000
Member of BTS +2000
Olivia Rodrigo +2000
Damar Hamlin +2000
Matthew McConaughey +2500
Selena Gomez +2500
Ciara +2500
An Olympic Gold Medalist +2500
Patrick Mahomes +2500
Lisa Vanderpump +3300
Paris Hilton +3300
Tom Brady +5000
Narendra Modi +10000
Andy Reid +10000
Jill Biden +10000
Joe Biden +15000

Bet these odds:
https://t.co/gGnprjbbwX

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@YouTube everyone hates the shorts. Thank god for extensions.

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@amazon for god sakes remove that stupid TikTok wannabe inspire crap from the app or give us the option to disable it. This is so damn stupid and unnecessary.

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@DoorDash very soon you’ll be irrelevant, get your shit together.