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A-CUBE CONSULTS | civil/structural engineer | ABDULLAH | Striving mu'meen | United | Sarcasm is my thing |

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@quinn_a What is the name of the movie?

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Mbappe

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I bet no one knows the player

Level: Impossible

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Kross

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Suarez at liverpool

[Legacy (Fan) @LegacySiu]

Guess the player

Level: Hardest

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@LegacySiu Suarez at liverpool

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@unlimitedRofiah He must be joking!

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@Maroup_ @Official_Idreez [email protected]

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@uzamatt @jayebros And admittance in itself is a sincere step towards repentance

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Run o!!!

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So after I returned to work, there’s this mosque right behind my house,the same one I used to attend regularly during Ramadan. Today I went there to pray and also to charge my phone (our transformer has been faulty since last week, so no steady power at home).

While I was there, this alfa said he wanted to see me. He came over, sat down, and started saying he had been seeing “bad signs” in me. He said anytime he tries to tell me about them, he can’t find me in the mosque again.

I asked, “What are the bad signs, sir?”
He first asked for my date of birth. I told him.
He said, “You’re a Sagittarius?”
I said yes.
Then he asked if I have a boyfriend. I said yes.
He asked for my boyfriend’s birth month. I asked why. He said he just wanted to know, so I told him.
He immediately went: “So he’s a Sagittarius too?”
I said yes.
Then he declared: “That’s the reason I’m seeing these bad signs.”

I pressed him: “Okay, so tell me the bad signs.”
He explained: “Sagittarius is a fire sign. Fire and fire cannot be together. You people can’t last. You can only date or marry someone born between January and February because those are water signs. That’s the only group you’re compatible with.”

I just said, “Okay sir.”
Then he continued: “You have to leave him for your own good.”
I was like, “I hear you ooo…”

And the very next thing he said was:
“Me now, I’m January born. You can see we are compatible.” 😭

I burst out laughing 😂😂
He asked, “What’s funny?”
I said, “Nothing ooo,” still laughing.
He insisted I was doubting him, so he said he would give me something to use, and when I use it, I’ll see everything he said in my dream and know it’s true.

Lol! If I ever go back to that mosque again, make I know wetin go cause am 😂😂 Make I collect something wey go make me forget everything?

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@Mhoyemi How come I'm just seeing this....gbogbo engine! Barakallah feek

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@sadiqGsadiq May Allah grant her jannah

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È ba mi yò "wow" yèn

[Ọlálékàn. @LekanFabilola]

Deeply honoured to be at Anthill Studios.
A wow experience I had.

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@uzamatt E b tins

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@Waspapping_ @KemPatriot @pikaso_me screenshot this

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Go hard or go home!

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lol. There’s now fake condom. What’s wrong with this country 😭😭

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@K_Aaishah @grok What tweet is she referring to

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@K_Aaishah @grok what context is she referring to here

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@Kunlevski003 @EngrOlowo It's B or D nau....but like you said, money making stage won't allow man delve into the calculations

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@taadelodun @eboagwwu @50cent @pikaso_me screenshot this

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@khalidisit There is a difference between maths and money......"iwè ni mio kà, mo kà ogbòn orì"