Alt AMT

Domestic failure level: high. Mom to 3, book lover and gamer.

[Alt AMT @alaff1874]

@EITMonline You guys are making my morning right now! Laughing my ass off.

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@EITMonline I just double treated 5 people and 2 houses this week. It sucked.

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@CapitalOne Is it Over Now!! #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway #1989TaylorsVersion

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@EITMonline Our HOA fee is almost $300 a month in my townhouse community. Can I get one of those flags?

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@krlaffey Ewwww lol

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School car lines are long. Paper towel mountain beats mom and dad mountain. #Bluey

[Terrestrial @TerrestrialSDP]

My toxic trait is ignoring all the dialogue in a game then getting upset with the game when I don’t know what to do 😇

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@jdtharp These 2 cuties couldn’t have found a better home, cat man.

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@EITMonline I get mine before I go to an event, not at. I have to call my twin to calm me down and I usually cry during an attack.

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@XplodingUnicorn My almost 12 year old insists on hoodies and always comes home looking like this 🤦🏼‍♀️. I keep waiting for an email or for CPS to show up.

[Alt AMT @alaff1874]

@nintendhxe I feel attacked with this tweet 😂. A few more hours spent on ACNH, I guess.

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@krlaffey I love this!

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Best acceptance speech of all time
#indianajones #KeHuyQuan #GoldenGlobes

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

[Alt AMT @alaff1874]

It’s all smut. All of it.

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@krlaffey Pansy

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@DisneyDLV I can not find my sock in the Forest of Valor 😭

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@EITMonline School Ties and Mrs. Winterbourne!

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@DisneyDLV the crocs splashing in the water is my new favorite thing 🤗

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But, seriously, how many people immediately put this on in @DisneyDLV ? 🤣🤣 #DreamlightValley