Alafia

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[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

They say the portal to the Olodoverse is at Lekki. 🤣😂😂😂
Nigerians will kill you with words if they have your time.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

@kaaaayd__ @jr_lamidi @vickh29footy @attah_akor My God😭

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

They said Olodo Uprising.
Not Olodo Origin Stories.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

@josh_olonade Your own will not spoil o.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

*criticism

[Alafia @alafia_only]

Omo poor man no see life come o because tell me why the only response to the cricisms surrounding dumb contents is just money. No other rebuttal, just money. So all you need to be considered smart or intelligent according to Nigerians is to have money. Chai!

[Emeka @Emeneks]

Learnt a new word yesterday.

“Mensioning”

Olodoed so hard that autocorrect couldn’t even save you.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

Na olodo uprising make jamb reduce cut off mark.

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

Please, it's high time we dead this "If you don't like Twitter, it means your IQ is low" narrative.

It is one of the reasons why people with real low IQ won't level up because they believe since they can function on twitter, they're above the average. Meanwhile their "functioning" is all about insults and daft takes.

This same twitter where we engage drvg users, people who lack comprehension and mentally unstable people everyday?

It's just another app that accommodates anyone, regardless of their mental health status.

[PAZ✨ @PazqalEriq]

Mind you, this olodo uprising is exactly what the government wants.

Because a stupid society is not a questioning one.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

So I get a pass for being stupid as long as I'm rich. My foolishness will be seen as intelligence. People will even sew defensive thread for me without the need to ask? Interesting.

[General Fey @Miz_Fey]

Including those influencers that like traveling by bus to neighbouring African countries to compare cost of living in favour of this useless government.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

This! Olodo will uprise like mad. That's why I said we are seeing the symptoms not the cause.

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

A first class graduate gets ₦5,000 prize at the convocation ceremony in his school.

A BBN housemate gets crowd funded or wins 100M for straffing and fooling on LIVE TV.

And you expect Olodos not to uprise?

[Alafia @alafia_only]

You guys have started doing this thing where you water down something, drive it off course till the main point is lost.

[Ben X @Benn_X1]

Even football is Olodo Uprising.
Why are you watching 22 grown men kick a ball around aimlessly for 90 minutes?
The pinnacle of the Olodo Uprising is living in Sagamu and attributing an European football club's successes to yourself.
What do you mean by "we just won the premier league after 22 years" or "Next season we will sign a new striker"?
Who are the 'we'? How are you involved in this?
What exactly is intellectual about this?

[Alafia @alafia_only]

@egi_nupe Are the people who talk down on academic excellence not part of the olodo uprising abi is it not what we are talking about?

[Alafia @alafia_only]

@BlehisBack You can see them in the comments defending everywhere on this app. Those are the people that make up their views.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

*Lekki🤦

[Alafia @alafia_only]

But some idiots said nobody died at Keji Toll gate. It's God that will punish all of you that spread those lies. Evil people!

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

DNA test reveals unidentified body deposited at an Ikorodu morgue matches EndSARS journalist Pelumi Onifade, who went missing in October 2020.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

@vanillaglyph I'm married. However, thanks for asking.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

A yahoo boy once asked me about my salary. After I told him the amount, he said God forbid that I'm suffering and he can never do that or work for anybody. If he was doing legit work I would have understood but you're bombing and you're mocking someone making honest living.

[Promise @KALADIMA1972]

There’s a certain happiness many uneducated Nigerians seem to feel whenever they see an educated person struggling
They’ll use you for the craziest examples you can ever imagine

[Alafia @alafia_only]

It's a failure that originated from the government and propagated by a hungry population who no knows nothing outside money. Our bellies have become our god. Until this country gets better, the loudest voices will be the olodos.

[Alafia @alafia_only]

Peller, Carter Efe and co are the symptoms not the cause. A society so deep in poverty, degraded in every aspect of human intellect and drawn into celebration of mediocrity will ALWAYS produce these types of products. Everything goes back to the quality of life in the country.