Alaina

Jonas Brothers trash.

[Alaina @alaina_]

When Nick Jonas said “Should I send that text? Maybe not, but I miss that sex quite a lot.”

Yeah.... I felt that.

[Alaina @alaina_]

Can someone tell @Hilton that I’d really like to take my mother on vacation and those lil extra points would really help 🥹🫣

[Alaina @alaina_]

Hello sharks.
I am looking for someone to send me $5000 so I can pay for my dental work.
My replies are open for discussions.
Please and thank you. 🤣😅

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

“when i said i don’t believe in marriage THAT WAS A LIE” oh taylor 🫂

[Alaina @alaina_]

“His love was the key that opened my thighs.”

MISS MAAAAAMMMMMM ❤️‍🔥🥵

[Alaina @alaina_]

@matt_b3nt0n 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 yes.

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

mood today

[Alaina @alaina_]

@delaniraeann Legit me. I scored like 5 new body suits a few months back for virtually nothing and I was so stoked.

[Alaina @alaina_]

@izzyballiette Like for real! Bro I was in meetings all morning. Started randomly scrolling and saw. Wanted to cry lmao.

[Alaina @alaina_]

Another day of me missing the Lover heart vinyl drop… forever destined to not acquire it for my collection 😭😭😭😭

[Alaina @alaina_]

@jamisversion13 Not everyone 😭

[Alaina @alaina_]

@lextakesthecity @Zoey_Granitz I work at Caribou and our system runs a report in the background like every 30 minutes (or something like that) and splits CC tips amongst the people that were actually punched in during that time frame! And we split cash once someone new comes on the floor.

[Alaina @alaina_]

@ranselmo71 @SavLovesSwift We’re supposed to get snow in South Dakota Thursday - so yea… they can camp if they want 🤣🤣 I’ll be fine and just show up at 6 am.

[Alaina @alaina_]

@girlziplocked I had one truck driver refuse to let me rearrange his trailer with my forklift because he said it would be better if he just pallet jacked it off himself so he didn’t have to teach me how to do it 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Alaina @alaina_]

@girlziplocked I worked at FedEx and was the only female dock worker. couldn’t even look at a man without being accused of trying to sleep w/ him. I was grateful and lucky enough to have a few drivers that protected me like their daughter from the biggest offenders of the “jokes” they made.

[Jake Strickland 🤩✨ @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[Alaina @alaina_]

Other than planet earth - I need to know what fuckin planet is making me feel like absolute shit right now. Because I am so unbelievably mentally and physically exhausted, it’s unreal 😭😮‍💨

[Alaina @alaina_]

I can’t wait for my brother to start exposing all the str8 yt men in his DMs 🤭🤭🤭

[brandon 🦊 @bc_fox]

If the cost of a single thing that I purchase goes up by even $0.01 after January 20th you better believe I am not going to shut up about it for four years