Alaina Anne

An old soul with a young heart and dry sense of humor. I write. I photograph. I try and always keep an open mind.

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Don't say your life is a tragedy unless you have a Greek chorus following you around lamenting your poor decision-making

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the ghost of hamlet's dad: everyone thought I died of a snake bite, but actually I was murdered

hamlet: yeah. murdered by a snake

the ghost: by a snake named CLAUDIUS

hamlet: weird, that's also my uncle's name

the ghost: is there someone else I can talk to, or

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My toxic trait is that sometimes I'll draw my sword and stab it wildly through a tapestry without first checking to see who is concealing themselves behind said tapestry

[Alaina Anne @alaina_bates]

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We need to normalize letting a raven into your home and asking him questions

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You only hate me because I lured you into a wine cellar on the promise of a fine vintage and then left you to die in a wall. Grow up.

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Like Water for Chocolate (1989)

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@PapaJohns got him like

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I don't know who needs to hear this right now but there's a raven outside your chamber door and he's got something to say

[Alaina Anne @alaina_bates]

Need help with analogies? Metaphors not your thing? Oh wait, this isn’t a joke, it’s a legitimate article with important info delivered in a cringe-worthy fashion. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #forbes

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@TheMattSmothers @nmagg7777 Poop. You get pooped on. A lot.

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This skyline though

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Latest WIP
#hummingbird #light #nikonphotography #az #arizona

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Signing off an e-mail with WARM REGARDS:
- boring
- impersonal

Signing off an e-mail with GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE, AND FLIGHTS OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THY REST:
- unexpected
- very personal
- you've got your bases covered just in case they die

[Alaina Anne @alaina_bates]

When you and your BFF spend your evening explaining the levels of admiration you have for @aeskens ‘s literary talent. In short- he raised our reading standards and simultaneously shattered our hearts with his latest Nothing More Dangerous. With all respect 💜