Alaina

[emily may @emilykmay]

I was going to talk about how parents really do have to do “closing duties” every night but then I remembered you also have to do “opening” in the morning and so you’re doing Clopen (IYKYK) every night for years.

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

No one is living their life AT you.

They’re just living their life.

And it may look really different from yours.

And that’s okay.

[Josh Johnson @JoshtheSandwich]

Seeing a server bring a sizzling fajita plate to another table wishing I had ordered the sizzling fajita plate

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

To those of you who care about human dignity:
Please join me in spreading the word.
What is happening to the Uyghurs is one of the WORST human rights abuses in the world today.

We can NOT stay silent!

#FreedomShoes

#FreeUyghurs

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

If all a priest does is make you hate other people different than you rather than inspire you to love other people like Jesus does, then I’d dare say he is a bad priest.

[Katie Prejean McGrady @KatiePMcGrady]

We of course appreciate prayers, Rep. We also need federal funding to rebuild critical elements of our infrastructure. Everything from updating draining to releasing FEMA funds to rebuild schools to simple continued debris clean up. This is what government is supposed to do.

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

"I have been intentionally sterilized. And I have been lied to."

Meet Kelli Dillon. While she was incarcerated in California prison she was the victim of *systemic modern-day eugenics.* Then she discovered she wasn't alone. Doctor's response: "It's cheaper than welfare." More:

[Alaina @alaina_wallick]

@Lizzy4nn No, you’re Lizzy

[Omaha Police Dept @OmahaPolice]

MISSING ENDANGERED ADULT

75 year old Edward Manheimer left his residence and was last seen in North Bend, NE. Manheimer is driving white 2004 Chev Malibu, NE lplate VEA457. Manheimer is W/M, 5'10", 190 lbs, balding hair, green eyes. Contact police with any info.

[Alaina @alaina_wallick]

Pothole season is upon us

[reilly kate @helloreilly]

men will literally storm the US capitol instead of going to therapy

[lizzy grace, fairy mother 🧚🏻‍♀️💌 @frizzydizzyliz]

talking about a particular form of violence doesn’t mean other violence doesn’t matter. being anti-racism doesn’t mean human trafficking doesn’t matter. being anti-death penalty doesn’t mean the preborn don’t matter.

it’s not a competition. everyone deserves to be fought for.

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

BLOCKED!

@HuskerFBNation blocks the punt and falls on it at the 1-yard line.

[+ Mark O'Connell @rfkram]

I can move diagonally on this floor.

[Alaina @alaina_wallick]

Professors: Take care of yourself please! You are so important

Also Professors: *assigns so much homework I have to choose between getting done well and eating*

[Betsy Wallace @Betsssssyy]

Today we proudly thank those who have selflessly served our country. Home of the Free, because of the Brave. 🇺🇲

.@omaha_scanner

[Nebraska State Patrol @NEStatePatrol]

ENDANGERED MISSING ADVISORY: Please RT

Chad Townsend, 48, white male, 5’ 8", 195 lbs, with brown hair and blue eyes, and wearing a Red Nebraska T-Shirt, Grey Sweatpants, no shoes or jacket.

Townsend is missing from the vicinity of 149th and Ellison Ave. in Omaha.