Alaina Zulli

Queer non-monogamous sewing-machine mechanic. Dressmaker and costume historian in my spare time. Compulsive buyer of used books.

[Alaina Zulli @AlainaZulli]

@BrianTurney11 @Rainmaker1973 Obviously you have never been to a big liberal city in America 😆. What would actually happen is the boxes would sit unused and everyone would still bring their dogs into the grocery store because they can't bear to be parted from their dogs for 30 freaking seconds

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@DrafthouseSF we need Caught Stealing at New Mission! Mountainview is too far away. Have pity on a girl

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@Macys check your LL swimwear section in the 34th St NYC store... You've got two radio stations playing at equal volumes. It's annoying.

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@Gastropodcast I love food history and I really want to listen to your podcast but please, I beg you, don't include chewing noises in your audio. I know it's in style and meant to communicate... something... but it's disgusting.

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@elonmusk Wow I'm so excited to be able to afford a single coffee with all the money I'll get back. Great idea, thanks Elon!

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@PinkNews I think you all here are misunderstanding. This is a position of queer anti-assimilation. It has a long history amongst queer radicals (not saying he deserves that title)

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@AmerMedicalAssn I'm trying to get an address removed from your mailing list and there's no easy way to do it. This is really rude

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@DrafthouseSF does your "no talking" rule apply to whispering? I took a poll of my friends and half think that whispering =/= talking

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@PARKJ1HY0 @eboys_world I also want to know this

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@AtkinsonAuthor Are you, possibly, the person I passed playing music on a SF streetcorner some months back? I bought a book that way and now I can't remember whose it was 🥲

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@DarthPutinKGB This one wins

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@LorcaDamon I dunno, I'd prefer this person did as little teaching as possible

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@DystOptimist @AmitaNasir @Jillian_nSmith "hanging around"? You mean shopping at hardware stores, showing up to work, and minding my own business at bars? Cool, thanks for the advice!

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@DrJessTaylor But men DO lose control in public, and at their bosses, and around family. I don't excuse them based on that. They need to deal with their issues. But I would be surprised if any women in history hadn't witnessed a man losing it in public.

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@SueNJ97 @QasimRashid @Katebits Ah, nevermind, you're right, the situation is worse than I thought. Sigh.
https://t.co/bkqUbMC41L

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@SueNJ97 @QasimRashid @Katebits I believe virtually all of the polio cases happening now are from the very small number of children who develop the disease after being vaccinated

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Here's something you didn't know you needed in your life: teeny tiny pig porn.

Made in the early 20th century, this little gold-painted pig charm hides a tiny erotic photo viewed by peering into the pig's butthole. ⁣⁣

[A thread]

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@bigbootyderek I don't know what kind of place you live in, but I can guess and it's still a funny tweet

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@tjklune Yessss excellent. I hope there's still cute gays though

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@KatharineVogel That's a Beatles T-shirt, obv