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i am not addicted to coke i just like the way it smells

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horrendous

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honor is what is sacred

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greeny leafs

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may you be venerated

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everything is about looks

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bitch magnet

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being kind is the most difficult thing in the world

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watching the spider eat the fly

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i will never let anyone or anything ruin my day

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skin health

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need my lord byron in greece era

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dream of being ever-graceful

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hyper-vigilant but never paranoid

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brace yourself i say about to clean the exhaust fan for the first time

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cheesy mcmelt xxl

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exterminate them

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if i was really here i would never have to be anywhere else

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“honey i need to use my pussy medicine”, she says, fucking miller-esque

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lick my hydrocolloid patch

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a whole list of people whose head i wish to bash in. but i’m not allowed to talk about that