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1913.

[princess @PRlVPRINCESS]

i was always taught A comes before E; you’ll Affect something first and see the Effect of it after

[ᯓ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[🧞‍♂️ @Justaboyli]

finally made it to the weekend after fighting for my life the whole week

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do after work is nothing.

[Jefa 🧈 @ButterMamas]

I’m making the most money I ever made and it does not feel like it … I just cannot understand this economy at all

[last evil woman alive @arriarrio]

wait fall actually started IMMEDIATELY 😭😭

[mika @mikasagrada]

minha parte favorita do dia é quando eu estou assim na minha cama

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash, face moisturizer, and body lotion all just ran out at the same time……

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

eu usando o Twitter em público:

[she 🎀 @sheiszilla]

so many things to buy, so little money.

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

eu depois de cantar a letra errada em voz alta:

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

I can’t wait for the day I get to say “let me call my husband” because he’s going to handle it.

[S. Williams @ShakWills]

And perhaps for the lady, everything she wants.

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[badger @badger69420]

Me trying to pay my rent, credit card, taxes and bills

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

"i want to go home" is something you'll always catch me saying.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Do you get stressed easily?”

Me: “No”

*someone walking slowly in front of me*

Me:

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not only am i comfortable with it, it is my greatest passion

[tessa SAW PHOEBE BRIDGERS @tehetess]

anyways free palestine, fuck genocide, and fuck anyone who disagrees!!!!