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[𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆 @skipberat]

Sebutkan ciri ciri normies

[tejaaa @thenggara]

apa gue bilang, org2 elite borjuis tuh kebanyakan ga napak tanah anjirr. hidup di bubble mrk sendiri. menerapkan mindfulness lah, doa minta hujan dikatain kayak kodok lah, nyuruh org enjoy the dry season lah. sementara mrk masih hidup nyaman, kami disini mati perlahan. NDLOGOKKKK

[Orange 🐱 @Dothianhmy]

5 mantan terbaik:

1. Masa jaya orang tua
2. Tidur sebelum jam 10
3. Engga ovt tiap malam
4. Engga khawatirin masa depan
5. Engga kejar kejaran sama umur orang tua

[zayyaa @86OO4]

asli kenapa di setiap statement "jadi cewe harus bla bla bla" hampir selalu diakhiri dengan "biar cowo bla bla bla" like i care????? apa peduli gw

[( ◕◡◕)っ @kaptenAmercia]

I missed life when my hardest struggle was only 7am senam poco-poco in the middle of schoolyard

[clare 🍎 @fisipstroberry]

guys gw udah fasih bahasa linkedin

I'm thrilled to share that i just ate lontong sayur this morning 🙌🏻 Grateful for this meaningful, fulfilling, and amazing experience. I'm excited to continue embracing more lontong sayur in the future ✨️

[vita @virtualtapestry]

duh udah pada nikah ajee gw masih mikirin harga tes ielts

[Jonathan Cage @YourDudeJCage]

I don't care how you were raised.

Unlearn your racism. Unlearn your misogyny. Unlearn your homophobia.

You're an adult now.

[andi @andihiyat]

Saking capenya mau ngeluh aja males soalnya cape

[🍂 @whiterosestea]

Presiden Korsel minta maaf karena banyak rakyat tak puas dengan kinerjanya

Meanwhile Presiden Indonesia "TERSERAH PAKAR YG MENGANGGAP DIRINYA PAKAR, SAKING PINTERNYA JADI GOBLOK"

Ga pernah merasa ada dititik serendah ini sbg WNI. Seorang pemimpin ngatain rakyatnya gblk

[sirius. @nagumosunda]

GUA INGIN FOYA FOYA ANJINGGG, PRABOWO KONTOL

[txtdrimedia @txtdrimedia]

bayangkan program MBG & kopdes dihapuskan, pemerintah ga korup, 19 juta lapangan kerja beneran ada, harga pertalite 6 rb pertamax 8 rb, UMR 15 jt. apa ga jadi rakyat mindfulness kita

[Mia @Mia5062]

Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.

[sarah @ritagayworths]

the problem is that a lot of women think they’re feminists because they hate men. but hating men is just a normal response to growing up in this world. actually being a feminist requires unlearning the misogyny you absorbed from society and actively standing for women’s rights

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

living with your parents in your 20s is like
thank god i dont have to pay for groceries
thank god i dont have to pay rent
thank god i have a roof over my head
thank god
thank god
thank god
godddddd pls get me the fuck outta here

[ayum @comstelation]

gua rasa semua orang harus coba ngerantau minimal sekali seumur hidup karena by then baru akan ketahuan lebih bisa milih ngadepin loneliness atau ngadepin bareng-bareng dengan dinamika keluarga

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

another day of being scared for a reason i don’t know 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷this is what life is about🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[アルダ🍃🌞 @aldapstsr]

Yang mau childfree silahkan, yang mau punya anak silahkan, yang mau meninggal boleh (gw)