Alamu

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Bro asked: can you be a Nigerian woman? 😭

[superdad @udysznx]

when my overthinking don too much i go just open twitter

less than 5 scrolls and i don already see two people wey their life spoil pass my own😭

[superdad @udysznx]

e get stage wey you go dey chop music pass food

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[007🇦🇷🇪🇸 @onlyonekhalid_]

omo wetin dey worry this babe nau?
which one be you want lashes? i no dey beat women abeg oo.

[wande @blaccmajek]

Embassy funny nowadays, you go apply for Canada Visa, pay the visa fee, but na Scotland Visa go dey when you open passport 🤣

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

+234 women act like they made the same sacrifices as their struggling boyfriend.

Meanwhile, one person was trying to build something and the other was waiting for it to be built.

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

Blood of Jesus 😂😭😭😭💔

[Alamu @alamuagon]

@Kecyy Shebi you be simple man…things like this no Dey freak you
Wetin you kon Dey do for there 😂

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Repost without saying anything.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

My friend made 20 million naira last month.

He is 26.
No degree.
He is a Computer Science dropout.

First salary: 50k.
Last month: 20 million naira.

What changed?

He stopped looking for jobs.

And started selling his dad’s land.

[B u h s t i n g_ @M_buhsting]

IT WILL COST YOU $0 TO RETWEET THIS!😢

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Omo, victony funny gan
The first song him drop after him accident na "all power belongs to your bum bum"😭

Na why him be my idolo

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions

[ٰ @he1smar0]

I glaze no nigga, I respect your motion tho❤️

[BigJemmy @jemmyajibola]

Someone billed my mom 50k and she asked that we help her off her read receipts 😭😂😂.

[JOSHUA @JJExclusive1]

I have approached a girl because of how smart she sounds

I have approached a girl just because she have a nice body

Wig has never being a reason any man will approach a girl, we don’t gave a damn, we can’t even differentiate between a N3m wig and a N30k wig.

[TOBILOBA 🦾🇵🇹🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Tim76909994]

Bro I con dey sad say I miss that $5 update

Emi buje budanu ni 2024

[ajay @1meajay]

so, make i no call thief THIEF because i nor get money for am to thief?