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[oz @alan0swald]

£5000 OR a years supply of quavers?! what fat cunt is going to even consider taking the crisps.... 🤣
Plus: (one bag =85p)
£5000 = 5882 packs of crisps = 16 packs per day.
Which means you'd need to eat 17 packs every day to justify choosing the years supply option. #quickmaths

[Walkers Crisps @walkers_crisps]

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[oz @alan0swald]

The Joker film isn't even that bad...

[oz @alan0swald]

@SerenaWinters Watching from Scotland, loved seeing the Jarrett Allen fist bump live ✊😁 #letsgocavs

[Arye Pulli @AryePulliNFL]

GARRETT WILSON MAY HAVE JUST MADE THE GREATEST CATCH OF ALL TIME

[oz @alan0swald]

30ish seconds "Screwed Ralston into the desk there.. is somebody gonnae unscrew him" Charlie mulgrew is the future ally mccoist calling it now...

[The Sportsman @TheSportsman]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Craig Gordon has kept Scotland level with a spectacular save in the closing minutes...

#Scotland | #TartanArmy

[oz @alan0swald]

Everyone said Ronaldo was a dick for being raging at the end, but here he properly goes out his way to congratulate Craig Gordon for his save, great sportsmanship..

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Craig. Gordon.

An exceptional save from our man in goals 👏

#SCOPOR

[Syed 🇬🇧 @CSyed72]

Ronny up the cammy house 😂😂😂

[oz @alan0swald]

Jimmy butler has no business being this funny.. excellent viewing

https://t.co/tSMFwH1sXe

[Bon Iver @boniver]

The conversation is complicated. Things are not as simple as we hope or want them to be. We are all saddened, frightened and furious about everything. SO much is on the line; people’s lives, everywhere, are on the line.

There are people that want to condemn reality, rather than working from within any opposition to change it. To make it safer. The system(s) we have in this world are far beyond flawed.

And yet, through horrid strife, unimaginable violence and suffering, and terrible, terrible mistakes, America still, somehow, remains a country that people can hope to be free in.

That is worth something. That is worth voting for.

https://t.co/ijktosZ6KD

[oz @alan0swald]

@FBGreatMoments

[oz @alan0swald]

Coldplay selling their album live on QVC in America is utterly bizarre stuff, they are so unserious....

[oz @alan0swald]

This one is surely unbeatable..

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Wanna ruin my life? I'm legally changing my name if "Back to Bedlam" 20th Anniversary Edition reaches No.1. Comment your name suggestions below, and the most-liked comment wins.
#jameswho

[oz @alan0swald]

Kasper schmeichel: high and right 😉

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇺 GOAL | Dortmund 3-1 Celtic | Karim Adeyemi

WHAT A GOAL FROM KARIM ADEYEMI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://t.co/l0L09NtxIY

[oz @alan0swald]

£75 quid off Amazon 😍 @en_sscnapoli

[oz @alan0swald]

🤣

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This might be the funniest joke I've ever heard

[oz @alan0swald]

@Lorrain04488996 Buzzing for you tonight! Was my second thought after the initial jubilation 😁

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Little hook n ladder shenanigans for the score 😈

#DETvsAZ | 📺 FOX

[oz @alan0swald]

This is incredible viewing...a 3 million dollar ball BUT you just stand there filming everyone else fighting for the ball AT YOUR FEET 😱😱😱

[Kaylan Knitowski @kaylanknit]

ZERO WORDS 😂😭🥲 we just missed a 3 million dollar ball holy shit

[oz @alan0swald]

"I was selfish and cruel, to have put that on you,
Where you saw a ropeswing, I saw a noose;
There's too much to entangle to get to the truth.. "
#brighteyes #realfeel105°#fivediceallthrees

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

moo deng energy

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

you want more moo deng? got it!