alan w

Libertarian. Pro 1A. Pro 2A. Retired Federal LEO
Love animals. People? Not so much...

Just because you yell louder doesn't make you right.

[alan w @alan226226]

@Real_Ames @FarmGirlCarrie @HarperLee6557 @mattgaetz He's Matt Gaetz without the baggage (I hope)

[Farm Girl Carrie 👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

I love Brandon Gill! ♥️

Gill: “Yes or no, are you a racist?

Yentel: “I’m not a racist”

Gill: "You're not a racist? Particularly interesting because according to one of your affiliate charities under your nonprofit umbrella, 'Denial of racism constitutes covert white supremacy. Are you a covert white supremacist?

Yentel: “Sir I’m here to talk about the essential work of the non-profits”

Gill: “Are you a covert White Supremacist?”

Yentel: “Can I talk about the work non-profits do in the district?”

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

62,800 Europeans died from heat just in the summer of 2024

15,300 U.S. firearm homicides in 2024

Incredible to think about

[alan w @alan226226]

@grahamformaine Maybe you can jerk off in the pool?

My dog has a better chance to get elected you fraud...

[Gerry Callahan @GerryCallahan]

Why would their lives be in danger if they return to their homes in Haiti? Are you telling us Haiti is a violent shithole country, Ed? Because that would be racist.

[alan w @alan226226]

@GerryCallahan I figured that this had to be Babylon Bee.
I was wrong...

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

“Remarkable”

They didn’t win a game and spent the whole time whining.

You don’t hate the (sports) press enough.

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Parents in Orlando are demanding that officers be suspended for ‘unnecessary force’ after their niglets had to be rounded up at a recent ‘teen takeover.’

Unreal.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 LOLOL!!! Trump just posted this on his TS page! 🤣🤣🤣

[alan w @alan226226]

@TheLaurenChen The healing continues...

[SparksN123 @SparksN123]

Have a think about that.

[🌸𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂🌸 @baker_girlie]

Fur babies and their reactions when their human stops petting them. These reactions are priceless.
Dogs are full of personality! Hope you all enjoy this cute video, as much as I did.

[alan w @alan226226]

@NydiaVelazquez What part of "Temporary" don't you understand???

[alan w @alan226226]

@GerryCallahan But But But, who will clean my mansion???

[alan w @alan226226]

@NYCMayor They are actually enforcing the word "Temporary"?
Who would have thought it!

[alan w @alan226226]

@SenMarkey What part of "Temporary" don't you get?

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

100% correct. When I was at the Del Rio, TX Haitian bridge camp in 2021, many of the Haitians told me they had been living in Chile & Brazil for years before coming to the US illegally for economic (not safety) reasons. The Haitians were dumping & tearing up their Chilean documents at the river’s edge hide this fact from the US so it wouldn’t hurt their fraudulent asylum claims.

The idea that all these Haitians came directly from Haiti after an earthquake or assassination is false. Many of them were living happily and safely for years in South America until Biden’s open border policies became too attractive to pass up. Others also flew into the US via Biden’s CHNV mass parole program which was supposed to be for only 2 year humanitarian parole grants. Of course, most never left.

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

By the way, many of the Haitians who were given TPS under Joe Biden did not come from Haiti. They were living in nations like Brazil and Chile and came here to take advantage of Biden's open border. They were sent, not to Martha's Vineyard or Sherman Oaks, but to blue collar, midwestern towns like Springfield, Ohio. And the people there were called racist for objecting to the culture of the town they built being fundamentally changed overnight.