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[alan @alan4congress]

all i’m saying is that we could’ve avoided all this insanity if the republicans had voted for jeb bush

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

New - Governor Poll - New Mexico

🔵 Haaland 46%
🔴 Hull 45%

McLaughlin #C (🔴) - LV - 7/15

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara]

He's truly an idiot.

[Gebo @GeboMpls]

“As soon as we fix the problem we created, we can focus on fixing the other problems that we also created.”

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Famous tells:

“It’s not you, it’s me.”
“This isn’t about the money.”
“We have nothing to hide.”
“I’m just asking questions.”
“This is not a golden calf.”

[Jack Hunter @jackhunter74]

Trump: I’m gonna wipe out an entire civilization.

Pope: That’s wrong.

Vance: The pope should stick to questions of morality.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

timeline cleanse: pediatrician with a young patient

[snorling @sheanorling]

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

My conviction remains:

God did not ordain Donald Trump to rescue the American church, or revive the American church, or redeem the American church.

God ordained Donald Trump to test the American church. And the American church has failed.

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

The Waffle House teleportation story reminds me of the time Tucker said he had personally experienced a demon attack after waking up with claw marks, and the interviewer was like, "woooow, and there was no else in bed??" and Tucker goes, "just my four dogs."

[John Bolton @AmbJohnBolton]

In 2018-2019, I made the case for regime change in Iran as often as I could. Voices in Trump’s orbit often cited Iran’s capacity to close the Strait of Hormuz as a reason against regime change. Trump has been fully aware this is a possibility, and yet did not prepare.

[Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D. @neoavatara]

Approximately 1/5th of this was added by the current President.

[Chris Teichler, the Meatball Composer 🐻⬇️ @composerchris]

I’ve seen more evangelical handwringing TODAY over @jamestalarico than I have in 10 years over Trump. That is maddening. And telling.

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

It was just called the Strait of Muz until your mom crossed it