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every daughter of god, has a little bad luck sometimes

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✌️

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you never know how common a word is until you’re trying to get over someone with said word as their last name

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@BounceNStretch talk that talk

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god she’s so fuckin hot

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:/

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I love it when my roommates use up the laundry detergent while I’m gone for 2 weeks and don’t get more and I have to buy it every single time <3

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saw the red sox are 1-5 and started kicking my feet and giggling

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k. by cigarettes after sex has the power to undo so much mental health progress

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I see a lion in the mirror when I look

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THESE ARE NOT GOOD BOYS

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@BounceNStretch thanks it means a lot

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it’s a lonely spring

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@BounceNStretch 🥺🥹💗

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@notsorealfgs :/

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might be able to detach and stay fwb… meanwhile my asexual ex might be moving to boston… I’m having a vision…

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i’m sooo good at falling in love with someone who only ever saw me as a fwb I’m elite at it

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*whispers* I’m not into sometimes