Alan Linn

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

May=yaM

[Emma @Avabelly__]

How quickly can you solve this?

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

Nefertiti

[Emma @Avabelly__]

Can you answer this one?

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

@Lambishpinkie @Holy_Vermin777 Would you please?

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

@tsbabyshy @basedsuccuboi I would do anything

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

First!! To get seconds…

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

“You don’t know me.” Or, “It’s cool! I probably won’t like you either, based off your critique of me.”

[Tokyo @otokyo]

🤔

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

Stay in your lane. My parents made it work for 45-1/2 years. Mom was 19 and pregnant, dad was 37 with a son 3 years younger than mom.I will agree that 1979-1980 is VERY different than 2026, but honestly there are “good people” still that quite literally are meant to be together.

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

“Gas, Grass or Ass”

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

Pretty cock as is, I think I could stretch it!

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

@haters_aremy_mo Not bad but,

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

@bigboy7in1 @ToppedToys Good Boy!!

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

I wasn’t given a breathalyzer in the field. I failed 3-5 tests including standing on one leg(sciatica), follow his pen light 4 inches from my nose, 24” side to side (contact lenses well beyond ) and head back nose touch(blown rotator cuffs). .072&.075BAC and convicted 2nd DUI

[Jj @JJ696942]

@ChucklingChrly I believe he’s sober. He’s frustrated and stressed out. Possibly he was respectful and polite at the scene. Unfortunately it didn’t matter they had their plan. Bark aggressive commands. Don’t listen, no reasonable dialogue. Detain him. how long did he sit there prior to this? 🤷

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

What the actual fuck!?! 17 month old beaten to death!! Prosecutors acknowledge inconsistent evidence and uncorroborated witnesses!? judge even says she doesn’t like the outcome but it’s consistent!?! I hope he is not gifted an “Arkansacided” death!!!

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

This guy killed his girlfriend’s 17-month-old son.

He was charged with murder and child abuse.

The punishment?

Probation.

Make it make sense.

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

Heavenly Father, please let me board this flight in JAX this evening, avoid any sort of this mess in ATL (!?!?!) and arrive safely in TRI (East Tennessee).

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

I’ll be 44 soon. Mine is 23…

1997:1 (summer pool fling)
1998:1 (High School Sweetheart)- This girl is the reason I get attached too soon!
1999-2001:5 (same2) plus my second wife. (I was 16-18 (my wisdom years)
2002-2021: 2nd wife (cheated o me countless)

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

Girl!! I’ll lick those tiger stripes and tell you just how, “GRREEE-AAAT!” it is!
Is it a bit fuzzy, maybe more than furry? Idgaf!!! I like to tease, pull and play with LOVE.💕

[Katie🌵🐮 @nxtdoorkatie]

Before you message me.. just know, this is me.

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

@flexiblenatalie A bit young… I like your coach

[Alan Linn @alan_linn]

@flexiblenatalie Happy Birthday Aries Queen! My 44th rotation around this sun is on Easter.