Alan Longmuir

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

We make our own luck. 🦅

#SLBCFC | #UEL

[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@NYorksPolice can you assist with this ? Illegal parking on Leeming Lane (15:13 today) builders on this site (opposite Boroughbridge vets) have a total disregard for the safety of residents

[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@BBCRLSport #LCFC you are entering a dark place with this man at the helm - worst appointment in #rangers history- club needs to act quickly

[Justin ROSE @JustinRose99]

First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!!

Just RT for a chance to win it!!

I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀

[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@KayBurley No it isn’t - second point on the PM’s agenda at his first cabinet meeting- Standards!

[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@Ilovenostalgia Backy

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Well, it's never coming home... for another 2 years at least!

We've got a few of our bucket hats left to give away. Fancy getting your hands on one?

Simply REPOST this post in order to be in with a chance of winning one!

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[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@EwenDCameron @chris_sutton73 Chris you need to calm down - hardly one of the worst coaching decisions in history- a gamble that didn’t work out - if they had held on Tuchel would be getting a knighthood- your are a clown 🤡 - looking forward to more nonsense in the coming season

[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@piersmorgan Didn’t age well …. Did it?

[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@IanSZNian Gary Bailey

[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@CrossCountryUK can you explain your first class offering and why it stops at Derby when you are travelling to York? a bacon roll and a cup of tea from Bristol to York - that it?

[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@Lord_Sugar Get a hearing test!

[🤍𝕁𝕆🤍 @jomickane]

This lady has shared her doorbell footage to try to trace this man. He found her purse at Minskip/boroughbridge area boot sale and returned it to her address. She waant at home so after checking with neighbours he posted it through her letterbox. She would like to thank him

[Kate Hoey @CatharineHoey]

@spfl Am I being too cynical in suggesting that this statement might just a teeny weeny bit be avoiding the truth about the referee and his ending the game early !!!!!

[MCFC World @MCFCworld]

I think I speak for most City fans when I say this:

Fuck off Celtic.

#mcfc

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

WOW: CNN’s statistician Harry Enten: ”You think things are bad here in the United States? Why don’t you just go across the pond over to the UK? “Just take a look here: Britons satisfied with Keir Starmer overall, 18% – you can’t even drink or smoke anymore when you’re 18%, you’re below that line. That’s not good!”

“How about his own party? The voters who voted him in back in 2024, less than 50% of Labour Party voters back in 2024 actually are satisfied with the job that Keir Starmer is doing. When less than 50% of your party voters are satisfied with what is shaking, you know you’re in bad, bad shape.”

“I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a U.S. leader so unpopular... “I was like, who was the worst ever, the lowest ever? And that was George W. Bush back in 2008. He came in one poll with a 20% approval rating. Well I got news for you, 20% is low but it’s higher than 18%!”

“So Keir Starmer is less popular than Richard Nixon was when he was forced out by Watergate!”

BRUTAL!

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

💙❤️ Today, we remember the 97 Liverpool FC supporters who lost their lives in the Hillsborough disaster, 37 years ago.

[Alan Longmuir @alan_longmuir]

@Vintage_Gers Please message when white one is available will you have XXL?

[Cardiff Brian Laudrup Rangers Supporters Club @cardiffrsc]

A great wee website, to track Rangers leaning pubs.

Handy when on holiday etc or away with work.

Highli recommend.

https://t.co/yFqYIEKPIX

[Kerrydale Meltdown @KerryFail]

Not funny and borderline defamatory, hope MON and Maloney take this clown to the cleaners.