AlanMet 🍿

Hates people. Loves animals 🔴

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Been here for six hours now waiting for someone to take over

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Football has been saved

Fuck Off Arsenal

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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The 2017 Labour policy didn’t age very well did it……

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Virgil last night playing in a back 5

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Britains Got Talent has got KSI pissing around with a watermelon, and here’s me thinking we’d got past being racist on tv 🍉

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Shout out to all the men out there who set their alarms for work every morning instead of telling people how fluffy a chip is

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@_TomK95 Fantastic point earned for the reds 👏

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Absolute dogshit #lfc

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When Big Fat Quiz Of The Year asks you to draw the Ibiza final boss

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Bold st December 2008

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@stebramwell When I unwrapped it I was lost for words

[AlanMet 🍿 @alan_met]

Just got in the taxi an the fella goes "have you had a nice Xmas?" so I go yeah mate sound you? he turns around an goes, "Yeah not too bad I don't have a family so my next door neighbour does my dinner then I go back to work"

Alright mate it's not X-factor

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@stebramwell Got it for Christmas

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#NewProfilePic

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@stebramwell Felt voluptuous against my balloon knot

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Bet no one else’s had the bollocks to bin their bird on Christmas Eve

Feliz Navidad 👌

[AlanMet 🍿 @alan_met]

Tramadol

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Just received my 17th Christmas card from the Alzheimers Society.

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You’re benched cz you’ve shite you soft cunt. Stop crying

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🗣️ "The club has thrown me under the bus"
🗣️ "Someone doesn't want me in the club"
🗣️ "The relationship with Arne Slot has broken down"

Mohamed Salah has given a stunning interview following Liverpool's 3-3 draw with Leeds and has not ruled out an exit from the club 🔴

[AlanMet 🍿 @alan_met]

Keep my mouth shut next time

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Remember the games Liverpool and Leeds used to have in 99-01?

Good times

[AlanMet 🍿 @alan_met]

Remember the games Liverpool and Leeds used to have in 99-01?

Good times