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[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

Plan A, Plan B, Plan C, and even Plan D, na everything Tinubu don spoil for this country, and you still wan vote for am? 😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear @elonmusk,

When will you consider introducing age restriction for X users?

Some of us are tired of immature children having access to our pages.

We need a feature to restrict X users of certain age group from accessing us.

These small children are a nuisance.

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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Some of our baby boomers failed in their parenting.

That's why their children are on social media insulting and defaming their elders.

If your child is already an adult, and is misbehaving on social media, shame on you.

You didn't train your child well.

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[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@Asunmo_00 @traxler0991 Done

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@toosoft221 @temi_onx Fb

[Agozie ⚡️ @AgozieDey4You]

Omo to blow on X you go first blow your fingers 😂

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@KemiPlug173 @pedro_0xp Fb

[Kemi BigWins 🕊💸 @KemiPlug173]

One day i will say it was hard but i pushed through

[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@he_is_ola001 @faruq52957711 Active

[Slimzy @OnwusaN]

I just believe that if it's meant for you, it will come to you 💯

[joe @joeata8]

Can we build together?

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

One brother don come confess say he finally chop the full consequence of disobedience.

He is 30.

For exactly two years, he dey date one girl of 23. Dem start October 2024, when she was 21 and he was 28.

From day one, the girl tick over 80 percent of his boxes.

Submissive.

Teachable.

Educationally and intellectually compatible.

Sexually compatible.

A woman wey get shame, discipline, and proper home training. And she come get big bum bum.

The past two years felt like a blessing.

Dem make plenty future plans. He dey bless the day wey he meet am.

“Fate brought us together. Now I’ve found a wife. Na money remain.”

Na so he think.

She was the perfect example of the kind of woman Àgbà dey always encourage man to look for, except say she was still under 25.

So the brother talk say, “If I listen to Àgbà and break up with this God-given girl just because she never reach 25, make thunder fire me.”

Long story short, she don go fuck another man.

Heartbreak yakpa.

One dick become boring, so she recently decide to explore her youthful days small, while she never marry.

This one pain am die.

For the whole two years, he never give her any reason to think say he get suspicion.

So she dey move carefree.

Little did she know say he don hack her WhatsApp and dey read any message wey smell suspicious.

He talk say he wish she had offended him in another way wey he fit forgive.

Now the werey won die. She dey cry the life out of her body, hoping say chance still dey for forgiveness.

And honestly, if no be the continuous reading of Àgbà’s teachings on why man no suppose forgive a cheating woman, maybe chance for still dey.

Despite the fact say she cheat, he still talk say she be a good woman. She just dey do her youthful thing.

He hope say she don learn her lesson, and she no go let am happen again for her next relationship.

“Women will first self-destruct before dem decide to get sense.”

Omor.

So I asked him:

"Who she fuck, Na old man?"

His reply:

"No sir… a young man who according to her, they already did one or two before she knew me. It wasn’t a full relationship.

Then they later got distant and both moved on with life.

The guy came to town recently and started texting her and asking to meet.

And she decided to give cheating a chance. I guess the guy must have handled her well back then 😂😭"

That's his story.

Abeg, all the brothers wey don chop heartbreak before and don heal, make una join hand pray for am.

Because this healing be like say e go long.

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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Under 25 girls are not as disciplined.

They do not have the cognitive ability to be.

They're highly impressionable, mischievous and easily deceived by fancy things of life.

Marriage is hardly on their minds.

They want to explore life.

It's natural.

Dating them should be for fun.

Not anything serious.

To them, a "prince charming" is waiting for them somewhere in the future.

It's only when they get to that future and do not see any "prince charming", that's when they begin to adjust to the realities of life and reduce their expectations.

For those of you that married them when they were much younger, that is when you'd begin face a rebellious wife.

Because you denied them the opportunity to make their own mistakes and learn from them.

Which is actually a good thing.

But they won't see it that way.

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[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

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@perfectpoise1 @jon_d_doe FB

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I know that one old brother somewhere is patiently waiting for his own turn to experience heartbreak from his 23-year-old girlfriend.

No worry, that time go soon reach.

If you like, pray against it.

E must touch you.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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[ALANI @Alan_Olaitan]

@jon_d_doe Lol hot breakfast

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Since replies no longer count, see your audience that are still commenting on your posts as those encouraging you to keep going.

Because it can be very frustrating when you have at least 5k followers, and post something with little or no replies in hours.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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