Alan McAlpine

Philosophy graduate. Furious doodler. Product Marketing @onfido 💡Previously @tokencard_io @imaginecurve.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

I love this club. 22 years we have waited. Enjoy it until your hearts are full. This fanbase is family to me. So so proud of Arteta and the squad. We have done it.
Champions of England.

I promise you this is only the start for this beautiful institution.

COYG 😭❤️

[Alan McAlpine @alan_smcalpine]

Day 100 of refreshing the Arsenal Ticket Exchange, only to be scuppered by The Bots™️. Beginning to see this image when I close my eyes.

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@loz_pat I've been trying for about a week 🥲

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@JDomanPipe Tried and tested! It for sure depends on what you're trying to drive (for me it's usually getting over writing down that dreaded *first word*). A useful way I've found of looking at it is this—from a Simpsons writer, of all places:
(https://t.co/PKx62juTvp)

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@hollium You’ve somehow beaten me to that! May the novelty *not* wear off.

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@mopland Truly harrowing.

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Couldn’t help but give this a go. The AI hath delivered.

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@TimonSingh @20thCFlicks 😍 That is a very fun cast - I’ve got some watching to do.

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@TimonSingh @20thCFlicks There’s a Hard Target 2?!

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@ZeqiriDan Don’t think I’ve gone from hating football to loving football that quickly in a long time. Just amazing.

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@JBON94 @OllieClark93 #synergyz

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Thanks Spotify xo

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@PeteFTD This is what I get for listening to Mogwai for more than five minutes.

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@KenBosma @davidehrlich Oh! I'm seeing it tomorrow and this is a good pre-warning. Oddly not averse to the Lynch edition of Dune, so I'll have to try to *not* ground my review in any comparison to that.

[Alan McAlpine @alan_smcalpine]

I’m on holiday and have just seen this bootleg beauty in a beach shack. Sensational commitment to copyright infringement.

[Alan McAlpine @alan_smcalpine]

Absolutely loving this new Sufjan Stevens. Definitely the first 49 track album to hook me (can’t say I’ve listened to many, mind)!

https://t.co/K58IH3yRy3

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...and you can toggle the lightsaber by clicking it! I am easily entertained.

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Listening to Star Wars OSTs on Spotify and they’ve all got this lightsaber UI today. This is cool.

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@JonBonvini1 I’m a man of class.

[Alan McAlpine @alan_smcalpine]

Reached that stage of post-lockdown in which I build playlists to spreadsheet to. Your ears will hate me, but your VLOOKUP won’t.

https://t.co/dEC0DQTJD4