Alan Terrell

Philanthropist, rock legend, superhero, millionaire, love guru & compulsive liar.

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

@CountBinface - If Guy Fawkes and Robin Hood has taught us anything about the UK, it’s that we love a shit stirring underdog having a go at the establishment. #countbinface

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

@SMARTYMobileUK - New SIM for contract has arrived. Tried activating it but have received the following message. Please advise.

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

Went to London yesterday. For everybody living in the South Wales valleys. Here’s what a high street branch of @HSBC looks like.

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

Thrilled to receive the Welsh Culture and Heritage Award at the #gavovolunteeringawards at Blaenau Gwent tonight.

[The Poet Laureate (Parody) @ParodyLaureate]

#Wales #20mph

[Red Dragon Magic @RedDragon_Magic]

Beyond thrilled to be this years winner for the most attractive and novel dealers stand at the @IBMBRITISHRING.

Thanks to everyone working at the convention and to all who have supported us on this magical journey so far.

[Red Dragon Magic @RedDragon_Magic]

Were attending the @IBMBRITISHRING 2023 convention this weekend!!! Come along and find us in the dealers hall to see our full range of magic.

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

@Culture_Crit They had talent.

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

@fesshole Now that’s tragic.

[The Poet Laureate (Parody) @ParodyLaureate]

In my head he's probably driving a @JohnDeere :-P

#farming #poem

[The Poet Laureate (Parody) @ParodyLaureate]

A super-quick poem to reflect the #aldi shopping experience.

[The Poet Laureate (Parody) @ParodyLaureate]

#Gardening Woes - and definitely not based on true life events...

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

Just been mistaken for working in the What shop again!

If I remember correctly tally now stands at:

@WhatStores: 3 times
@homebargains: 2 times
@bmstores:1 time
@BandQ: 1 time

I must look like I know what I’m doing in home improvement. ����

[The Poet Laureate (Parody) @ParodyLaureate]

A Shit Poem

Whatever happened to white dog poo?
It was everywhere to see.
But now it’s gone.
Change of diet perhaps?
A distant memory.

[The Poet Laureate (Parody) @ParodyLaureate]

Marks & Spencer’s Food Hall

In expensive food,
the market you’ve mastered.
Percy pig - you thieving
bastard.

#howmuch!

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

@Enezator For those saying it’s impossible -it is. It’s a magic trick that’s in many old magic books. Just some good showmanship in here as well for the camera.

[Faybelline @Tweak81]

I love them.

[Sarah Bee🐝 @BirrelleBee]

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. https://t.co/SZfrtNlDI0

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

@GMB - Just watched the old advert for Tupperware and realised that my mum still has one of the items shown in her cupboard! A bit battered but still going strong.

[Alan Terrell @Alan_Terrell]

@VodafoneUK Outside of Newport, South Wales and it’s been out most of the day. Thought I was going crazy constantly resetting the router.