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[lawn @alanacolet]

Pregnancy game: does the lotion actually smell like pizza rolls or am I just pregnant and everything smells off

[dennie 🌱 @themetallicmoon]

If Kamala is brat does that make trump a showgirl?

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

It’s so funny how 10-15 years ago, Abercrombie & Fitch was for teens and Lululemon was for SoulCycle stepmoms, and now every Lulu store is full of literal children and Abercrombie sells cute office separates

[lawn @alanacolet]

Can we talk about something else pls

[lawn @alanacolet]

It’s always some crazy bitch in a white Nissan Altima and that crazy bitch is me

[obiamaka @ama4evrr]

when my friends are religious i pretend not to notice

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this diva ran into the senator who took her healthcare away & completely CLEARED him LMFAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

[lawn @alanacolet]

I understand the passage of time but it’s never not jarring to hear someone say “25 years ago” and realize they’re talking about the year 2000

[lawn @alanacolet]

@sweeneydailyx “Jens are paussed down from paents to osspring ofen determing trais like hair color persoalidy” is how that sounded to me

[lawn @alanacolet]

Interesting phenomenon in the wedding industry: weddings are getting more and more elaborate and detailed and the brides are wearing increasingly basic and boring dresses and hairstyles. Like $100k+ wedding & the bride is in a sheath dress w/ a half up ponytail????

[lawn @alanacolet]

@heavensbug_ @ari_lmi @solitasims I didn’t even get an error code

[lawn @alanacolet]

@heavensbug_ @ari_lmi @solitasims I dealt with the same issue and Google searches didn’t help. I never figured it out actually. My cc just started working again one day. I tried all kinds of things people suggested online.

[lawn @alanacolet]

Today my toddler told me that baristas are actually called coffee doctors and honestly I like it

[kaden ✴︎⋆.° @fancyforit]

they’d walk the mile with me in middle school

[Riċ @ricblurs]

this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants

[Jamie Schler @lifesafeast]

Okay, this is so weird. I came across this June 3, 1933 issue of a French satirical magazine at our local flea market and I was shockingly struck by how much the guy licking Hitler’s boots looks like…